Tom's Mental Driveling (Or Tom's Tid Bits)
What makes a beer lager? By not being smaller?
And I'm lookin' at a botttle of Heineken,
Boy, Ken's heinie must be sore!!
And just what was Pac-man packin"???
A thirty-eight??
Must one pledge first to get a club foot??
Someone told me GatoreAid had
electric lights....
But mine wouldn't light up.
Don't think I have given up on the open quiz-
Another clue: Who says lightning can't
strike twice!!??
You know you're likely in for a bad day,
When someone steals your burgler alarm.
My aluminum rap won't sing about
"the hood"!!
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