Gus Poems - Poems about Gus

enchanting ravishing seductress keeps men guessing her constant needs her latest conquest is my cousin Gus victim of her spells, no one can supersede full of blarney and oodles of bull twisting him about with great success she has mesmerized poor Gus’s soul a black widow who does not confess...

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Moments later, a furious Michael stormed in, eyes ablaze with determination. But the moment he stepped closer, he was faced with an army of Penneys and Guses—four, five, six reflections dizzying his focus. “What?! Which one is real?!” he bellowed, frustration splattering onto the walls. “Time to play, Michael!” Penney called out cheerfully. “Thanks for coming...

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“Let’s go!” Penney urged, leading the charge through the newfound exit. They raced through a short hallway that led to a room filled with oversized playing cards and whimsical drawings that seemed to come to life. Brightly colored flowers swayed as they passed, drawing laughter through their anxiety and step-farts. “Incredible!” Gus gasped as various cards...

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As they hurried to the door, the sounds of laughter and shouts from outside faded but never completely disappeared. They could still hear the teenagers chanting and the Bunny making sarcastic comments to keep the situation wierd. Their distraction technique was working, but they knew they couldn’t linger. Gus looked at Penney, who farted again,...

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And thus began their heroic journey through the fantastical labyrinth of the escape room, where every twist and turn carried the promise of freedom, laughter, and the unforeseen—the perfect remedy for chaos and an unexpected road trip back to normalcy. After all, in a place where even a bunny could be a hero, and a...

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Their eyes widened, and the group leaned in with curiosity. “What’s in it for us?” one of them asked, lowering his phone and adopting a tone that suggested a wild adventure was imminent, perhaps even Trans storytime or "Elementary School Teachers Gone Wild", in class. Maybe even genital mutilation and Jones Kool Aid + visual...

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In a mall that could only be described as a circus of chaos, Penney and Gus found themselves in an absurd game of cat and mouse. The air buzzed with a mixture of excitement and anxiety—it was just another day at Mallville, where the ordinary became extraordinary, and every moment held the potential to be...

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Don't make a fuss, but here comes Gus. Canine extraordinaire, he smokes cigars, eats Milk-Bone, no cares. Although our bigger dog, Beau, has got game, Gus can play as well with him, just the same. But, when Beau wears him out, Gus doesn't pout. He just lights up a stogie- and revels that he's the alpha doggie!...

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When Gus returned into the room Penney was beating the crap out of Silky! Apparently he and Vatican 2 podiatrist "Peter" had struck a prostitution deal involving San Francisco. Penney, beach slapping a bloodied Silky, was yelling, I ain't no punk bottom beach. Now, you work for me ! Silky was sniveling...

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Gus got all of those who were allowed to attend and "available" settled in around his big oak table. He even put in an extra leaf to accomodate, so there was enough space to keep from slap fights and infighting of kin. He handed out charmingly and diplomatically,...

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Watch out for the bus, Gus. Attention all drivers of a bus, We have important safety matters to discuss. This week watch out for those on foot, They can not be overlooked. Stay observant and alert, And no one will get hurt....

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gobsmacker Gus was his own kind of balloon man, what dare I say? flew to his Monday internal voices, other times whispers of the day. He heard voices that spoke of fantasy and whimsy complete. We tried to follow his antics on social media so sweet. He could not be held to any one standard, he was an eclectic...

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Glorious gamer going by Gus generously greased giant gamma goblin on glamourous gamma rays, galvanizing gamecock’s gallstones in the Gallery game Gallant Glitzy Goose fuddle....

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Giving up on Gus Giving up on us Giving up on u Giving up...

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Below lies Gus Hit by a bus Crossing the road To save a toad AP: Honorable Mention 2020 Submitted on August 10, 2021 for A BRIAN STRAND 1 TO 14 LINE POETRY contest sponsored by BRIAN STRAND - RANKED 1ST and April 14, 2019 for contest AN EPITAPH TO MAKE US LAUGH 2 sponsored by JESSE ROWE...

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