Grumpy Poems - Poems about Grumpy

lovely lively lithe Louise Lampford grew a grainy greasy grumpy gourd believing beyond belief in Baker’s board she said she’d been searching for a grumpy gourd. We thought this would delight Louise Lampford But she could not cut the beast...Read the rest...

Grumpy Bird could find new issues daily. The weather, politics, religion, they were all his fodder. He could find something to be grouchy about. Maybe on an hourly basis. People either gravitated toward him Or moved to another limb when...Read the rest...

When she was young she was her own critic, bad. She had a stormy face and tried to always be mad. She thought her world was awful, and was determined to be sad Now she is older, frumpy...Read the rest...

It was morning when my cat Fluffy meowed a warning for on our porch was a stray cat his fur a tattered mat but his one blue eye spoke to me . . . and my heart...Read the rest...

The grump got out of a lumpy bed, Slipped on his slippers, scratched his head. Stood on the scales, saw what he weighed, Then made some toast with marmalade. The grump then cycled down the lane, He moaned and...Read the rest...

Grumpy Cook Friday the vegetable Man Always has an open cook book in his hand He usually has a mushroom, ready to cook. Humor doesn’t improve with recipes or book....Read the rest...

My tail feathers are uncovered and bare, the rooster man said. The nurses laughed their petootsies off; he was touched in the head. That’s how all of the gowns do, they told him, but he was not...Read the rest...

A grumpy numpty spat on his phone, Deleting wanton feeds alone, All the retweets, and all the phlegm there, But the bullied feeling was still there....Read the rest...

"Pets are a homes . . . invisible soul." Quote by _Constance...Read the rest...

Grumpy gnome was always griping Nothing good ever happens to me I never win the lottery No one invites me anywhere I never get to go to parties He was fantastic at looking at the worst side of everything. if you...Read the rest...

Mother Bunny had her hands full with six. They were bouncing around, adding friends to their mix. I want them to be social, she said to a friend. But How many children must I feed in the end? I...Read the rest...

"A hooligan cat homeless and tattered, hungry, and lurking on my porch battered; a bitten ear and one eye, so blue that it made me- sigh ! Brought him in and soon my home was shattered....Read the rest...

"Grief is the price we pay for love " ...Read the rest...

Grumpy old men do exist Ladies, I’m afraid to say it’s true Though never in a million years Did I think it would happen to you! So relaxed and easy going Chill ,no worries or concerns Since you have...Read the rest...

A grumpy old man named Bill, Thought he was over the hill Until a lassie walked by And gave him the eye Bill is smiling still....Read the rest...