Grumpy Poems - Poems about Grumpy

A mutant named Logan, so gruff, Whose claws were quite sharp, that's enough. He'd heal from a blast, Then grumble, "Too fast!" "These adamantium bones are real tough!" ©bfa031725 ...

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Brownie, elf, faeries, pixies and small root sprout In this meadow are twirling, whirling, and dancing about Showing the green dragon a magical escape route Leading him to freedom, without a doubt They left behind a grumpy gnome in a pout He was angry because his left foot had the gout Suddenly they heard him give a gigantic shout He had caught...

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Two days before Christmas Finally, it is near I’m so sick of the chatter and all the cheer Smiling faces, warm hearts, and hugs I can only think of one thing, Bah Humbug Everyone joyous and being extra kind One would think they have lost their mind Red and green decorations everywhere Gold or silver tinsel, I don’t care Houses all covered in lights Attacked...

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lovely lively lithe Louise Lampford grew a grainy greasy grumpy gourd believing beyond belief in Baker’s board she said she’d been searching for a grumpy gourd. We thought this would delight Louise Lampford But she could not cut the beast with machete or sword....

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Grumpy Bird could find new issues daily. The weather, politics, religion, they were all his fodder. He could find something to be grouchy about. Maybe on an hourly basis. People either gravitated toward him Or moved to another limb when they saw him fly in. My cousin loved to sit and listen to his grumpiness. He is so funny! He said to...

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When she was young she was her own critic, bad. She had a stormy face and tried to always be mad. She thought her world was awful, and was determined to be sad Now she is older, frumpy and grumpy, and in no way happy or glad....

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It was morning when my cat Fluffy meowed a warning for on our porch was a stray cat his fur a tattered mat but his one blue eye spoke to me . . . and my heart broke. Oh, how he growled and hissed too late, for my soul had been kissed and each day "Grumpy Cat" was...

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The grump got out of a lumpy bed, Slipped on his slippers, scratched his head. Stood on the scales, saw what he weighed, Then made some toast with marmalade. The grump then cycled down the lane, He moaned and moaned as it rained. He went into a chemist's shop To buy some aspirin, then he stopped. He peered at the grubby town...

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Grumpy Cook Friday the vegetable Man Always has an open cook book in his hand He usually has a mushroom, ready to cook. Humor doesn’t improve with recipes or book....

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My tail feathers are uncovered and bare, the rooster man said. The nurses laughed their petootsies off; he was touched in the head. That’s how all of the gowns do, they told him, but he was not happy. He groused and grumbled all the way down the hall next to my pappy....

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A grumpy numpty spat on his phone, Deleting wanton feeds alone, All the retweets, and all the phlegm there, But the bullied feeling was still there....

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"Pets are a homes . . . invisible soul." Quote by _Constance My name is Grumpy, well that's the name My Girl gave me. I don't think I ever had a name...

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Grumpy gnome was always griping Nothing good ever happens to me I never win the lottery No one invites me anywhere I never get to go to parties He was fantastic at looking at the worst side of everything. if you gave him a free ice cream cone He would lament the moment he would drop it. If you gave him a new...

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Mother Bunny had her hands full with six. They were bouncing around, adding friends to their mix. I want them to be social, she said to a friend. But How many children must I feed in the end? I know you can handle it, her friend said, you are the best. Maybe this beach vacation is a bit of a...

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"A hooligan cat homeless and tattered, hungry, and lurking on my porch battered; a bitten ear and one eye, so blue that it made me- sigh ! Brought him in and soon my home was shattered. " ...

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