Best Grumpy Poems

 
"Grief is the price we pay for love " 

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It is so hard to say goodbye.  The end has come.
     I knew it would . . .  someday.  Such a good cat;
for twelve long years, my Grumpy, always there for me,
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Love comes in all
shapes and sizes – Thank God!
Myself having evolved in some
rather, undesirable directions...

But what is the same anymore?

Environmentalists say, not the sky!
Not the seas! (Seagulls flying off
with bees to who knows where?) 
As those wide-open spaces – gone!
Concrete and steel having replaced
colorfully tinted...

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He was a grumpy old man
And there was no one at the funeral to deny it.
Even he didn't pretend to be otherwise.
Yet the whole town turned out
To pay their respects.

All but the very young stood at the podium
To farewell this grumpy old man,
In words that...

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What a grumpy monkey you are
The grumpiest of monkeys I’ve seen by far
Have they taken your bananas, stolen your grapes?
Is that the reason you’re the grumpiest of apes?

You are usually quite mellow, not pent up with rage
But wait……..are you running free, or stuck in a...

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Grumpy Grizzly yawns

Hollow tree trunk awaits –

     Hibernation




Note:  I’d like to dedicate this entry for Andrea’s contest to 
Daver Austin, who describes himself as a “grumpy” old man....

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Grumpy in the morning.
Grumpy in the day.
Grumpy in the morning.
Take a roll in the hay.
'Grumpy all over'.Said
the farmer on the hill.
Trying so hard.To pay
them dog gone bills.
'Pay them bills'.Said
the banker by the bay.
Grumpy in the morning.
Grumpy everyday.. 

Grumpy Poem by Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2011,2014..All rights...

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"Pets are a homes . . .  invisible soul."

                      Quote by _Constance 

My name is Grumpy, well that's the name My Girl...

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This a story about Mr. Pete he's the meanest person that you ever will meet.

He always yells and calls people names everyone thinks he is really insane.

Everyday he'll sit on his stoop looking at people and saying I hates you.

Mr. Pete is lonely and mean...

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If I go a whole day without my Wheaties
I'm miserable, grumpy and mean
My Wheaties are really the only thing
Between me and a very bad scene

Beat up little kiddies but they must be little
Like two or three feet high or less 
None of those overgrown teenager...

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Grumpy Monday Morning 
I sit by the bed can´t make up my mind lie down or get up. 
I used to have a dog it woke me up early I had to take it out 
first thing and when it came back it checked every...

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Don’t worry ‘bout nightly news,
The shootin’, stealin’ and fuss—
Just sweat them big thangs in life—
The news they never tell us!

Don’t worry global warmin’—
Tip yer hats to the ladies—
This twelve below Wyomin’
Feels just like you’s in Hades!

Don’t sweat the world’s agoin’
To heck in a hand baskit—
‘Cause...

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There cries a woman who feels unloved and forlorn,
		Just because what she loved was hurt and gone;
		This woman always wanted things to go her way –
		And her attitude always drove her loved ones away.
		She is bossy, egotistical and a little bit too proud,
		She has money,...

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The Monsters Come


Every morn, the monsters come.
They come to attack my day.
Every morn it’s the same,
and every day, they strive away.

The skeletons from closets scream,
while vampires claw from crypts.
They draw and draw until I am spent.
Every day they come. The Monsters come.

Ghosts of words unsaid,
and...

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To you it may seem
That I'm grumpy or mean
Or that I cry a lot

The truth I fear 
Is so very near
And it all explains a lot

The face you see
Is not really me
I know you know me not

The truth, with wit
Is about what I did
In this...

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