Short Grumpy Poems

Why are you so grumpy?
You
Love
Lord...

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white skies . . .
a grumpy groundhog
emerges...

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I'm like a grumpy old fellow
whose temper is not so mellow....

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Do not date my date
Date him!Your grumpy boyfriend
The outdated one...

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to not be grumpy
even when it is in the 
air-no status quo


* angel card series # 17...

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A sarcastic frown;
Labeled grumpy old feline;
Still beauty is found.

 ...

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slanting rain begins
boy is picked up from his school
by wet, grumpy aunt





3/12/2015...

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Sometimes I wake up happy
And out of bed I leap,
Sometimes I wake up grumpy,
Sometimes I let her sleep....

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The grumpy Cape skies
whipped wrath unto all of it.
Everybody cried.










April 16, 2014...

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frowns and grimaces
counting on her jewelry
to make her pretty



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on July 15, 2018...

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A grumpy old man named Bill,
Thought he was over the hill
Until a lassie walked by
And gave him the eye
Bill is smiling still....

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I love him

Though he is a grumpy old fart first class

He loves me

Though I am a royal pain in the ar*e


Unconditionally!
...

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Low gray skies fret
over winter's fading ruins
   slushy pathways
   squishy footprints
   leaking to each side
A half-snowman's grumpy...

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Daisy MacDonald

Daisy MacDonald is a silly Cow
Standing grumpy in the Cattle yard
She only produces sour milk
and Cheese that tastes like Lard...

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A grumpy numpty spat on his phone,
Deleting wanton feeds alone,
All the retweets, and all the phlegm there,
But the bullied feeling was still there....

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I was searching
for my snow white. 
But instead 
got one of the dwarfs. 
I've got nothing against
those diddy men. 
But dear old grumpy
is not my sort....

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A Neanderthal me comes at night,
He’s storm and grumpy, an ugly blight.
You will not see him with human eyesight.
But he’ll be unkind, and I don’t mean slight....

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I saw an alarming grubby grumpy golden Gastly ungodly Grand so alarming gross gray gloomy ghost gathering~


10/9/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Grumpy Cook Friday the vegetable Man
Always has an open cook book in his hand
He usually has a mushroom, ready to cook.
Humor doesn’t improve with recipes or book....

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March, that grumpy old lion,

has a legendary roar.

And yet, my hopes for spring soar,

on seeing my first dandelion.


(LIND30)


03/04/2022...

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Coal in Nana’s stocking made it lumpy.

Santa was right though; this year she’d been grumpy.



Dec. 2, 2019
for Maureen McGreavy's Hit Me With An Epi-Pen Poetry Contest...

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I once met a monkey,
the monkeys name was Humphrey.
Humphrey did confront me,
he did it bold and bluntly.
What happend next I haven't a clue.... the grumpy monkey thumped me....

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?A grumpy grandpa (from Greece), gruff and gray,
is grazing on a grain of grass, graceful. 
He’s grumbling that the grim grave is growing 
greater and greedily greeting his grasp....

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Grumpy all the while

housing all the bile

building on hate pile

calling all vile

distanced by  a mile

missing  all the smile

hemmed in an isle

All  set to derail....

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The demon grog
lets loose the hog, 
and nastiness comes by, 
alcohol brings out the troll, 
And a grumpy drunkard cries. Don

Read more at: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/alcohol_494048...

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