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Funny Grandmother Poems

These Funny Grandmother poems are examples of Grandmother poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandmother Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Boxes of Memories
It's hard to believe it has been nine years
since my brother delivered each box.
They all seemed to hold a special key,
mysteries and memories to unlock.
 
My...

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Categories: dad, grandfather, grandmother, memory,



The Werewolf Who Knitted A Cardigan
the werewolf who knitted a cardigan
began because his gran was ill
as she began but became unwell
with winding winding woven wool 

so gran oh gran your...

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Categories: grandmother, fun, humorous, light, nonsense,

Premium Member Pizza Fritta
Grandma Teresina Cavicchio,
best pizza fritta maker
in all of Marianna, PA.
Probably the whole world!
Her fried pizza dough, dusted
with powdered sugar,
bellissima!
Lightly browned outside,
creamy in the inside,
it was...

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Categories: childhood, food, funny, grandmother,

Premium Member Grandma's Stories
Grandma's Stories

“Can I tell a tale? Well sit.I'm going to. Pull up a chair, or on the floor that will do. 
I'm elderly now as...

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Categories: age, family, funny, grandmother,

Our Nana
A V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.
Her...

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Categories: grandmother, bereavement, death, eulogy, family,



Premium Member A Kiss and a Hug
Every time we visited Grandma…before she’d ever speak
she’d smile, hug each one of us then plant a kiss upon our cheeks.

And when it was time...

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Grandma
"A grandma is someone who plays a special part in all the treasured memories we hold within our heart." 
     ...

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Categories: grandmother,

Premium Member Twas the Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all seemed to be well,              ...

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Categories: christmas, family, food, grandmother,

Premium Member Stunk
My grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
	she knew what to do
	without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk...

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Categories: animal, funny, giggle, grandmother,

Watch Out For Grandma
as if she knew kids were not around,
she got up the board, without a sound. 
statuesque, she surfs with ease,
self-taught hun, she aims to please,
her...

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Categories: adventure, funny, grandmother,

Premium Member Cover Story
Sloth is the deadliest of sins
    or so my Grandma told me
But spying me in a book again,
    Helpless!...

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Categories: books, funny, grandmother, irony,

Premium Member Dunking Cookies While It Rains
Yum!
Sugars and butter -
cream them together.
White and brown mix ‘round.
Flour, salt, baking powder,
vanilla…fond scent…
add chips, scoop, wait - while they bake.

choc’late chip cookie
broke in half...

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Categories: grandmother, food, fun, funny, grandchild,

Premium Member No Live Dead Flowers Grams Wants a Sports Car-
Grams, She said
don't give me thm dead flowers
plae em by the tree~

Dun giv me no live flowers
Fer they will wilt wit me
Dun giv me naw...

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Categories: grandmother, adventure, analogy, car, flower,

Premium Member Baby Slurps Kibble With Cat
They snuggled, wrestled, patted, hugged, slept and ate together.
Growing from babies to toddlers in all kinds of weather.
We brought out this photo and our daughter...

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Categories: cat, grandmother,

Premium Member Do Not Fall Down
Do Not Fall Down



Falling down, simply terrific 
for the young!
For the elderly, no, as our springs have
indeed, been totally, sprung.

I took a big spill on...

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Categories: adventure, funny, grandmother, humor,


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