Funny Grandmother Poems
These Funny Grandmother poems are examples of Grandmother poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandmother Funny poems written by international poets.
Boxes of MemoriesIt's hard to believe it has been nine years
since my brother delivered each box.
They all seemed to hold a special key,
mysteries and memories to unlock.
My...
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dad, grandfather, grandmother, memory,
The Werewolf Who Knitted A Cardiganthe werewolf who knitted a cardigan
began because his gran was ill
as she began but became unwell
with winding winding woven wool
so gran oh gran your...
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grandmother, fun, humorous, light, nonsense,
Pizza FrittaGrandma Teresina Cavicchio,
best pizza fritta maker
in all of Marianna, PA.
Probably the whole world!
Her fried pizza dough, dusted
with powdered sugar,
bellissima!
Lightly browned outside,
creamy in the inside,
it was...
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childhood, food, funny, grandmother,
Grandma's StoriesGrandma's Stories
“Can I tell a tale? Well sit.I'm going to. Pull up a chair, or on the floor that will do.
I'm elderly now as...
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age, family, funny, grandmother,
Our NanaA V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.
Her...
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grandmother, bereavement, death, eulogy, family,
A Kiss and a HugEvery time we visited Grandma…before she’d ever speak
she’d smile, hug each one of us then plant a kiss upon our cheeks.
And when it was time...
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grandmother,
Grandma"A grandma is someone who plays a special part in all the treasured memories we hold within our heart."
...
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grandmother,
Twas the Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas and all seemed to be well, ...
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christmas, family, food, grandmother,
StunkMy grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
she knew what to do
without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk...
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animal, funny, giggle, grandmother,
Watch Out For Grandmaas if she knew kids were not around,
she got up the board, without a sound.
statuesque, she surfs with ease,
self-taught hun, she aims to please,
her...
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adventure, funny, grandmother,
Cover StorySloth is the deadliest of sins
or so my Grandma told me
But spying me in a book again,
Helpless!...
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books, funny, grandmother, irony,
Dunking Cookies While It RainsYum!
Sugars and butter -
cream them together.
White and brown mix ‘round.
Flour, salt, baking powder,
vanilla…fond scent…
add chips, scoop, wait - while they bake.
choc’late chip cookie
broke in half...
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grandmother, food, fun, funny, grandchild,
No Live Dead Flowers Grams Wants a Sports Car-Grams, She said
don't give me thm dead flowers
plae em by the tree~
Dun giv me no live flowers
Fer they will wilt wit me
Dun giv me naw...
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grandmother, adventure, analogy, car, flower,
Baby Slurps Kibble With CatThey snuggled, wrestled, patted, hugged, slept and ate together.
Growing from babies to toddlers in all kinds of weather.
We brought out this photo and our daughter...
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cat, grandmother,
Do Not Fall DownDo Not Fall Down
Falling down, simply terrific
for the young!
For the elderly, no, as our springs have
indeed, been totally, sprung.
I took a big spill on...
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adventure, funny, grandmother, humor,