Red Riding Hood Retold

There once was a girl named Red,
Whose grandma was sick in bed.
She packed up some goodies,
Put on her red hoody,.
And made haste before Granny was dead.

Now Granny lived in the woods,
So Red skipped as fast as she could.
A wolf blocked her path,
So she gave into wrath,
And pummeled the beast where it stood.

Red hastened to her destination,
But to her great consternation,
The wolf had survived,
And subsequently arrived,
And was waiting with much anticipation.

Granny was sitting up in bed,
As she saw the wolf approach Red.
The wolf said "I'm ready to eat",
Granny said, "I'm packing heat",
Then proceeded to fill him with lead.

The wolf was a problem no more,
Which thrilled Red and Granny to the core.
Now Granny, she got well,
And everything turned out swell.
Their story became a part of folklore.

7/13/21
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Sangster - K Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 2:59 PM
Haha totally love your version :-D Red hoody the tough cookie and her Granny packing heat. "Love it!" Cheers Anne :-)
Merryman Avatar
July 31, 2021 at 6:15 PM
Thank you, Anne! Glad you liked it!
Debole Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 9:36 AM
Hi Kim, Love your version! Definitely a more modern version. - Gail
Merryman Avatar
July 31, 2021 at 6:15 PM
Thank you, Gail! Glad you liked it!
Edmonds  Avatar
July 15, 2021 at 3:54 PM
A fantastic poetic take on the story of Red Riding Hood Kim, most enjoyable… Belle
Merryman Avatar
July 15, 2021 at 6:17 PM
Thank you, Belle!
Bauer Avatar
July 14, 2021 at 11:30 AM
ha! i like your version better than the original, kim! nice job!
Merryman Avatar
July 15, 2021 at 6:17 PM
Thank you, Ilene! Glad you liked it!
Leffanta Avatar
July 14, 2021 at 10:46 AM
Well done! Enjoyed!
Merryman Avatar
July 15, 2021 at 6:17 PM
Thank you, Rico!
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