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Funny Golf Poems

These Funny Golf poems are examples of Golf poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Golf Funny poems written by international poets.

Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble
Fred Flintstone
    Felt tingles, down his funny bone,
    While playing his golf ball, he lost control.

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Categories: best friend, funny, golf,

Premium Member Miss You Wife
I've just found the love of my life,
I'm taking up golf
And getting rid of the wife.
My troubles have just started
I don't know what to do,

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Categories: fun, funny, golf, humorous,

Coyote Call
Both Zane and I
            stood, rigid with terror,

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Categories: golf, 8th grade, animal, anxiety,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: golf, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Southern Hospitality and a Shot of Comfort
There is an aura for the moment looking gloom 
Closing in on climatic resolution known as high noon 
Weather was dealt the color grey 

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Categories: golf, america, car, cheer up,

Premium Member From 2013-Once Upon a Time Bubba Had the Flu
Bubba has the flu 
I do not know what to do 
Since Bubba has the flu

I can not see in front of me 
I can...

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Categories: funny, golf, green, health,

Premium Member Golf
I do not like our national leader
If I had a pet shark, he'd be a feeder
Hard to believe he's not a big joke
Oh what a...

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Categories: golf, crazy, funny, horror, humor,

Premium Member When It's Time To Tee Off
When out golfing and ready to tee
I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee
With no bathrooms near by
I throw my golf club high
While I run...

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Categories: funny, golf, humor,

Premium Member A Man Called Gilsn Gulp He Likes To Play Golf--
  A Man Called Gilsn Gulp He likes to Play Golf--

There once was man named Gilsn Gulp who liked golf;
He said, "See the lovely...

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Categories: golf, analogy, character, engagement, funny,

Premium Member Just a Joke
A slight hint of consternation was in her voice,
“Why did you tell those people I’m deaf and dumb?”
“I never said you were deaf, my Dear.”

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Categories: conflict, funny, golf, hilarious,

Premium Member Decry the Ace
None's more a noble try
Than to pop one in on the fly

Takes deft swings to cram one in
Others glance 'em off the pin

For such a...

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© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, funny, golf, humorous,

Smarter than a dolphin golfing a par five with two raging rabid bears

Smarter than a blind man walking up seven uneven stairs

Smarter than a clunky...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, golf,

Premium Member Ah, Golfslangadang
Grip it, rip it, stick it.
Bombed it, flopped it, topped it too.

Stay, sit, slice, scoot,
Run, kick, roll, draw,
Carry, fly, die, spin,
Watch the little ball go...

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© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, funny, golf, imagery,

Premium Member He Wears His Golf Cap Up High
He Wears His Golf Cap Up High

His eyes throw comic arrows at his golf shot
Juggernaut after another, and a turkey trot
Double fidgets, a puppet swing

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Categories: anger, golf,

That Dirty Word
There is a four letter word I use you see,
My wife says that "Ashamed" I should be.
I have said it so often I don't...

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© Dan Cwiak  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: conflict, funny, golf, imagination,