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Tiger Tale

Walking my tiger home alone In the background and unknown With a rag I polish a club Then you take it with a snub I walk around keeping stats Wet my finger for wind on flats Calculate yards from here to there So dimpled ball will stay in the air As fast as you behind I lag The difference is I carry your bag All in white in bright coveralls Marking the spot to place your balls On the green is usually where Sometimes you don't I won't go there Have no problem choosing the club Throwing it back an uneasy rub I go the distance for eighteen Making sure you make the green Many tournaments you have won Some are due to the work I've done Raise the cup enjoy the win I can take it on the chin Beside you like some garden gnome Here I'm walking my Tiger home

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Date: 2/14/2018 3:42:00 PM
I liked the beginning, and the cadance; but especially the tiger. The tiger "made this" for me.
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Ronald Kent
Date: 2/14/2018 5:57:00 PM
Thank you for stopping by and giving this a read.
Date: 2/12/2018 5:18:00 PM
Very imaginative...had be going from beginning to end...great rhythm, so well written, made me chuckle :-)
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Ronald Kent
Date: 2/12/2018 7:25:00 PM
Thank you for reading.
Date: 8/17/2016 5:23:00 AM
Congratulations on your win ...
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Ronald Kent
Date: 8/17/2016 5:58:00 AM
Thank you very much Probir.
Date: 8/16/2016 2:49:00 PM
Wow what a fabulous take on the theme as a caddy to Tiger made me LOL - Tiger Woods ... I guess his wife has wanted to take a club to him on one or two occasions ! Many congrats on your win this was brilliant:-) hugs Jan xx
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Ronald Kent
Date: 8/19/2016 11:00:00 PM
Thank you Jan.
Date: 8/16/2016 2:36:00 PM
Congrats, Ronald, enjoyed your winning piece. regards, Viv
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Ronald Kent
Date: 8/19/2016 11:01:00 PM
Thank you for commenting.
Date: 8/16/2016 1:00:00 PM
Ronald, loved this poem dearly! congrats on your placement :)-luloo
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Ronald Kent
Date: 8/19/2016 11:03:00 PM
Thank you Loo.
Date: 7/26/2016 7:51:00 PM
Well done my friend Ronald...enjoyed reading...god bless...^WW^
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/26/2016 8:04:00 PM
Thanks for coming by, I found some of you writing today and enjoyed it as well.
Date: 7/26/2016 7:31:00 AM
Wonderful...didn't get it till the third stanza, then started over
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/26/2016 10:37:00 AM
Thank you for the comments Mike.
Date: 7/26/2016 6:55:00 AM
Wow, this is such a clever poem Ronald, love it and good luck!:)
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/26/2016 10:39:00 AM
I'm happy you took a look. thx
Date: 7/25/2016 6:56:00 PM
What a very clever poem, great work.
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/25/2016 8:12:00 PM
Thanks for commenting on so many.
Date: 7/25/2016 5:26:00 PM
And this one I really enjoy reading Ha keep up.the good writing
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/25/2016 8:11:00 PM
Happy you liked it.
Date: 7/25/2016 5:13:00 PM
terribly clever of you doing it on Woods. I really enjoyed this one. I hope the judge knows of Tiger, the playboy!!!
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/25/2016 8:10:00 PM
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Date: 7/25/2016 3:32:00 PM
Very fun, and a little bit naughty. Thx for visiting my way as well. G O Dillenbeck
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/25/2016 5:08:00 PM
I really tried not to go there but the keys have a mind of their own sometimes, hope I kept it clean enough.
Date: 7/23/2016 10:48:00 PM
the green and black eyed susan touch me not
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/24/2016 7:29:00 AM
All three are groomed very well. Lol
Date: 7/23/2016 2:24:00 PM
Hi Ronald, You have penned some tale. It was hilarious. Best of luck in the contest: -) Alexis
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/23/2016 2:38:00 PM
Sometimes a word can make me write and sometimes I can't write a word. Thanks for the comments.
Date: 7/23/2016 1:00:00 PM
What a tiger tale, great stuff, good poem x
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Ronald Kent
Date: 7/23/2016 1:19:00 PM
Thanks for the comments Wendy.