Tania Kitchin Poet Limerick

When It's Time To Tee Off

When out golfing and ready to tee
I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee
With no bathrooms near by
I throw my golf club high
While I run to find the nearest tree

10/12/19


(This was originally written for and inspired by Jan's " A Poem for the Ladies"-collaboration)

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Pat Adams December 27, 2019 at 2:44 PM My wife and I are pretty much the same way. Mention water and the race is on!!.........Well done!.....pat Tania Kitchin December 27, 2019 at 2:52 PM Ha ha, thanks for your visit!

Andrea Dietrich October 19, 2019 at 2:05 PM you sound like me. I sometimes get up two times during a movie. So I try to get seats close to the door!! I really liked this, Tania. Tania Kitchin October 19, 2019 at 6:31 PM Ha ha, not a fun affliction! Thanks, Andrea! :)

Rico Leffanta October 17, 2019 at 8:04 PM How could I miss that? Aloha! Rico Tania Kitchin October 17, 2019 at 8:26 PM Thanks Rico!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart October 17, 2019 at 7:39 AM Lol! Distract, redirect, score! ;D, Not enough trees on golf courses. Love it. xomo Tania Kitchin October 17, 2019 at 2:53 PM Thank you Mo! :)

Chris Green October 17, 2019 at 7:34 AM This limerick was definitely above par. : ) Nicely done Tania. Tania Kitchin October 17, 2019 at 2:54 PM Thank you Chris! :)