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When It's Time To Tee Off

When out golfing and ready to tee I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee With no bathrooms near by I throw my golf club high While I run to find the nearest tree 10/12/19 (This was originally written for and inspired by Jan's " A Poem for the Ladies"-collaboration)

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Date: 12/27/2019 2:44:00 PM
My wife and I are pretty much the same way. Mention water and the race is on!!.........Well done!.....pat
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 12/27/2019 2:52:00 PM
Ha ha, thanks for your visit!
Date: 10/19/2019 2:05:00 PM
you sound like me. I sometimes get up two times during a movie. So I try to get seats close to the door!! I really liked this, Tania.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 10/19/2019 6:31:00 PM
Ha ha, not a fun affliction! Thanks, Andrea! :)
Date: 10/17/2019 8:04:00 PM
How could I miss that? Aloha! Rico
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 10/17/2019 8:26:00 PM
Thanks Rico!
Date: 10/17/2019 7:39:00 AM
Lol! Distract, redirect, score! ;D, Not enough trees on golf courses. Love it. xomo
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 10/17/2019 2:53:00 PM
Thank you Mo! :)
Date: 10/17/2019 7:34:00 AM
This limerick was definitely above par. : ) Nicely done Tania.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 10/17/2019 2:54:00 PM
Thank you Chris! :)

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