Decry the Ace

None's more a noble try Than to pop one in on the fly Takes deft swings to cram one in Others glance 'em off the pin For such a feat so grand you'd think There'd be more in it than just a drink Scored an Ace once, had to buy We ran that keg really dry When mine went in, it cleaned my purse If it happens again I'll surely curse Yet some denied ponder why If I get another, I think I'll lie