Simon Hamill Poet Rhyme

Miss You Wife

I've just found the love of my life,
I'm taking up golf
And getting rid of the wife.
My troubles have just started
I don't know what to do,
I can't work the dishwasher,
Or the microwave too.
I've got piles of dirty washing
All over the place,
My kitchen and bathroom
Are a total disgrace.
But I look on the bright side,
(I say this with a frown)
My house might be in a mess,
But my handicap is coming down.


22/may/2021

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Charlotte Puddifoot May 22, 2021 at 1:02 PM a hole in one.:) you're even rhyming your titles now lol Simon Hamill May 23, 2021 at 4:33 PM Lol. I miss my game of golf.now I just try and write poetry. Take care, Simon:):)

L Milton Hankins May 21, 2021 at 8:32 PM I certainly hope your wife doesn't read this poem! I enjoyed it, Simon. Simon Hamill May 22, 2021 at 3:17 AM Hi.glad you liked it.wife thought it was funny.thanks for comment.take care, Simon