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Miss You Wife

I've just found the love of my life, I'm taking up golf And getting rid of the wife. My troubles have just started I don't know what to do, I can't work the dishwasher, Or the microwave too. I've got piles of dirty washing All over the place, My kitchen and bathroom Are a total disgrace. But I look on the bright side, (I say this with a frown) My house might be in a mess, But my handicap is coming down. 22/may/2021

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Date: 5/22/2021 1:02:00 PM
a hole in one.:) you're even rhyming your titles now lol
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Simon Hamill
Date: 5/23/2021 4:33:00 PM
Lol. I miss my game of golf.now I just try and write poetry. Take care, Simon:):)
Date: 5/21/2021 8:32:00 PM
I certainly hope your wife doesn't read this poem! I enjoyed it, Simon.
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Simon Hamill
Date: 5/22/2021 3:17:00 AM
Hi.glad you liked it.wife thought it was funny.thanks for comment.take care, Simon

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