Giblets Poems

Terror Bugs: Part 2 - A Freezer Mice Adventure

...[Continued from ‘Terror Bugs: Part 1 - A Freezer Mice Adventure’]
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Three man sized ‘mice’ and Stanley Dann stood gawping at the screens
Churchill muttered, “I don’t wa...

The Turkey Told Me

...I asked a turkey how he felt
About Thanksgiving Day
He told me "Gobble, gobble!"
And then hurried on his way

So when I dine tomorrow night
I'll have the turkey's blessing
To gobble up his gib...

Thanksgiving Giblets

...Last Thanksgiving Day, I was berated
By my mother-in-law, I am hated
"You left giblets inside!"
She screamed. I could've died
My turkey dinner was doomed; ill-fated

I wanted to clobber...

Plump Chicken

...Mix the giblets. With the stuffing.  Winner Winner.  Plump Chicken Dinner....

Let's Talk Turkey

...Greetings, fellow poets, on this day of Thanksgiving, whether or not you celebrate the American holiday.  I want you to know I appreciate the time you take to read and comment on my poetry.  For you ...

Peanut Butter and Jelly

...PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

       turkeys are gobbling
   up laughter as prices rise
thankful for the heat
   off their guard, bag their giblets,
      the axe only pardons two

11/19/2021

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No God of Mine - 2021 Edit

...[This poem 'No God Of  Mine' was seemingly confounding readers as
to its meaning. Ordinarily, if I felt a poem wasn't  cutting it, I'd delete
it, but on this occasion, I've been asked to explain it...

No God of Mine

...Cement, sand and gravel, blood, body and soul
Eternity bred from hell's darkest hole
Combine gruesome aggregates, hydrate the mix
Mould them and dry them, then stack up the bricks.

Thought in a...

No Man''s Turkey

...Lombard Street Memories       
                           San Francisco, 1975   
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     I felt totally stupid cooking my first turkey, as I had never cooked one previously......

Smack Talking Turkey

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What kind of gobbledegulp, 
holiday mess,
are you stuffing down your jaw giblets — 
one day early ...
you human turkey

Cubicle farm-raised patsy policies
is what your top executive...

Tofurkey- Holiday Shenanigans

...After all these many carnivore years
You can call it guilt or you can call it fear
I've made up my mind to decide
I'm going vegan this November time

So I broke down hard and read some books
He...

Thanksgiving Day Buffet

...We tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane

To justify my actions
As I stood in line
With the twe...

Tofurkey

...After all these many carnivore years
You can call it guilt or you can call it fear
I've made up my mind to decide
I'm going vegan this November time

So I broke down hard and read some books
He...

Matthew Scott Harris Unmasks Ha Ha Ha Halloween - Part One

...After becoming confident 
(das ernest frank gent) handled ignition
jerryrigged knobs, levers, motors, 
nameless other parts quintessentially,
set registers to “understand” vital www xy zone.
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Hippos Playing Hopscotch

...Ghostly giblets granting grinning gibbons grapefruit. But grapes were busy running down the road. Away they shouted away away. And at great speed they went down the roads. Escaping the giblets who cr...

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