Short Giblets Poems
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Jack and Tom share the same foe
They run from Carver's deathblow
Carver delivers
giblets and slivers
eaten with a fine Bordeaux!
An endless sea of cellophane
preserves my fast forgetting brain.
Do you think it is distasteful?
I just don't want to be wasteful.
They said it's as good as it gets
and turned my brain to giblets.
I asked a turkey how he felt
About Thanksgiving Day
He told me "Gobble, gobble!"
And then hurried on his way
So when I dine tomorrow night
I'll have the turkey's blessing
To gobble up his giblets
With some gravy, yams, and dressing.
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
turkeys are gobbling
up laughter as prices rise
thankful for the heat
off their guard, bag their giblets,
the axe only pardons two
11/19/2021
*The name of the turkeys pardoned by the president
Along the alleys of my old village
a squalid dog followed me
flee-bitten, rabbit-faced
Give me some leavings, he whined
just a bit of left-over heart
I am starving to death.
I was coming from the poultry shop
so I gave him some chicken giblets.
He said, Now you are mine
since I ate your heart
and he always, always follows me
ill-fated me!
Last Thanksgiving Day, I was berated
By my mother-in-law, I am hated
"You left giblets inside!"
She screamed. I could've died
My turkey dinner was doomed; ill-fated
I wanted to clobber her with a spoon
While she went on mocking me like a loon
My husband shut her down
Her smirk became a frown
When he called her a dried-up wrinkled prune