Best Giblets Poems
Canto Xxviii Hell Translation Part1
...Whoever might with just free words beside
Speak of the blood and in full too of sores
Which I saw now, with a narration wide?
Any speech will sure fail to open doors
To our sermon and for the m......
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Categories:
giblets, fantasy,
Form:
Terza Rima
A Christmas Prayer
...Dear Lord this year to save time being lost
remind me- Turkey, Christmas Eve- defrost.
And when it's in the oven, leave no doubt
that I forgot to take the giblets out.
Five loaves, two fishes you......
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Categories:
giblets, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
No God of Mine - 2021 Edit
...[This poem 'No God Of Mine' was seemingly confounding readers as
to its meaning. Ordinarily, if I felt a poem wasn't cutting it, I'd delete
it, but on this occasion, I've been asked to explain it......
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Categories:
giblets, evil, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
Humanity Stew
...We're all ingredients in the humanity stew
The sad clowns
The prescription abusers
The chickens running around without their heads
This dish can never be out done
It's killing me
Ashes from P......
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Categories:
giblets, wine,
Form:
Free verse
Turkey Breast Best
...Turkey Breast Best
For Thanksgiving what I like best
Has to be a big turkey breast
Or if all eaten can surely rely
On a great, good looking thigh.
Myself have not been a wing man
Being pilo......
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Categories:
giblets, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Couplet
The Thanksgiving Day Buffet
...We tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane
To justify my actions
As I stood in line
With the twe......
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Categories:
giblets, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Yellow-Eyed Albatross
...Along the alleys of my old village
a squalid dog followed me
flee-bitten, rabbit-faced
Give me some leavings, he whined
just a bit of left-over heart
I am starving to death.
I was coming fr......
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Categories:
giblets, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Matthew Scott Harris Unmasks Ha Ha Ha Halloween - Part One
...After becoming confident
(das ernest frank gent) handled ignition
jerryrigged knobs, levers, motors,
nameless other parts quintessentially,
set registers to “understand” vital www xy zone.
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Categories:
giblets, cat, chocolate, dark, giving,
Form:
Free verse
Thanksgiving Day Buffet
...We tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane
To justify my actions
As I stood in line
With the twe......
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Categories:
giblets, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Tofurkey
...After all these many carnivore years
You can call it guilt or you can call it fear
I've made up my mind to decide
I'm going vegan this November time
So I broke down hard and read some books
He......
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Categories:
giblets, funny, holiday, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Tongue Twister Time
...TONGUE TWISTER TIME"
It was the fabulous feast of Thanksgiving.
Funny Fanny had invited five friends.
This was to be her first turkey.
So, she washed it on both ends.
Funny Fanny was please......
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Categories:
giblets, family, friendship, humorous, thanksgiving
Form:
Rhyme
No God of Mine
...Cement, sand and gravel, blood, body and soul
Eternity bred from hell's darkest hole
Combine gruesome aggregates, hydrate the mix
Mould them and dry them, then stack up the bricks.
Thought in a......
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Categories:
giblets, halloween, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
Smack Talking Turkey
...
What kind of gobbledegulp,
holiday mess,
are you stuffing down your jaw giblets —
one day early ...
you human turkey
Cubicle farm-raised patsy policies
is what your top executive......
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Categories:
giblets, character, humor, satire, word
Form:
Light Verse
Tofurkey
...After all these many carnivore years
You can call it guilt or you can call it fear
I've made up my mind to decide
I'm going vegan this November time
So I broke down hard and read some books
He......
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Categories:
giblets, funny, holiday, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Indian Vipers
...Tulip turning. 1 2 3. Prettily pasting post in a tree. Shapeless orbs ornately decorated. And a singing bowl asleep near a fridge freezer. Radio not a field mouse. Declaration airwaves. A mothball fl......
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Categories:
giblets, art,
Form: