Gherkin Poems - Poems about Gherkin

...What was a gigolo to do? "I'll fill my gherkin with glue!" Virgins said with a grin, "We're sticking with him, You'll have naughty sons like you!"......Read the rest...

...I'm itchy, like I need to run outside More unrest than an itch I need enveloping in balm Although that seems a bit final Balm lite - a hug that has ions Although I feel so contained Balm might......Read the rest...

...Author's note: I dug deep into my archives chest to retrieve this piece of utter nonsense, dear readers, because I thought it would make a good submission for April Fool's Day... Freckles! Peop......Read the rest...

...[Written with ‘Pickle Party’ contest in mind but missed the deadline.] [A pickle (USA) = A Gherkin (UK)] ——— Mr Gherkin from Great Britain Met Miss Pickle, USA A cross Atlantic soirée......Read the rest...

... If a pickle brings a paddle To a party in the fall, And the court is colored umber And it looks just like the ball, Would you relish the cucumber Who was forced to make the call, Or t......Read the rest...

...CUCUMBERS OR NUMBERS Here we are together, all as mates Clustered in several separate plates Vinegar soaked, as all pickles are Yet each in our own way, a star Adding that extra taste to chees......Read the rest...

...“It’s a pickle, Puss,” her husband proposes. “Is it sweet?” she probes. “It’s a dill, Darling. Just what the doctor ordered.” The doctor’s face, like vinegar. The nurse didn’t care for pickles at......Read the rest...

...PICKLE PARTY The pickles were having a party In the superstore one night. The manager was home in bed So they knew they were all right. It was a singles party, Each looking......Read the rest...

...All the Pickled produce gathered At Branston Manor - if you please! They entered via a staircase Made of Jacob's Crackers and Cheese. The Gherkin Girls and Chutney twins, Who's names are Tom a......Read the rest...

...No bash so far, beats the one in the jar Emcee DJ Green spins for the jarstar No ill will to spill, just dancing on dill When the lid comes off it’s an open bar! So relish your time and come g......Read the rest...

...Pickelina Pickelina, cutest dill from Pasadena she was hot, she was spicy with a crunch of very nicey With a dash of cosher dill she was Duken's favorite thrill was she gherkin was s......Read the rest...

...It was the Annual Pickle Party To celebrate cucumbers From dark corners of the pantry They welcomed all newcomers There was Dill and Green and Sour And Bread and Butter too Mustard turned......Read the rest...

...What a fine party, we’ll swim in the brine Let’s invite Mr. Kosher Dill and Mrs. Gherkin, I’m sure we’ll make memories to enshrine If Mr. Sweet wears his favorite wool firkin! We must......Read the rest...

...The following four lines inspired my own poem, 'Reasons for Drinking'. If you look it up on the web, it is descriibed as an "anonymous irish toast". There are many good reasons for drin......Read the rest...

...GHERKIN LOVING MIKE I will fight you on the beaches, I will fight you in the Gherkin store With a fork in hand, I will fight you, until the gherkins are no more Indiana Shaw . . . "Churchi......Read the rest...