Long Gherkin Poems
Long Gherkin Poems. Below are the most popular long Gherkin by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Gherkin poems by poem length and keyword.
Ooniversal OoOOOniversal oo
Frightened tepid antisocial ant was football training avidly but failing to attend a fragrant tailor army. Oh dear. That was sure to be put forward to the sacred sanction ship and the sacred sanction...
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Categories:
gherkin, absence, adventure, angst, anti bullying, anxiety, appreciation,
Form:
I do not know?
The TrialThe barrister had always been a liberal thinker
An uprising star with roaming genes of a tinker
In the court-room she never took of her guard
But in real life she had become a nude poet and bard
When...
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Categories:
gherkin, endurance,
Form:
Rhyme
Sustain Ate MannaA for Ahira not an Apple was found at the tree of life, Sustain ate Manna;
B for Band bananas Black beans in stride;
C for Corianders and Cocoyam's flown in from the skies, sustain ate Manna;
D...
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Categories:
gherkin, allusion, analogy, character, christian, community, food, humanity,
Form:
Acrostic
2A back flipping coconut is very very amusing at a ball but ball pits are moving around so one must surely wear wellingtons or a pair of anglers' waders when jumping across such multicoloured curves....
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Categories:
gherkin, baseball, basketball, bible, bird, birth, birthday,
Form:
I do not know?
Soups and Stews Are Often Very Interesng Arent They TiAdding many components to a stew today? Flavours? Chopped out pieces? How many pieces? Go on how many? It is never the question of how many components that are within the granules that will decide...
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Categories:
gherkin, absence, america, appreciation, april, baseball, birth, blessing,
Form:
I do not know?
How the Big Mac Got the GherkinOnce upon an ancient time,
in long gone languid days,
when distant misted myths bechanced
in lovely rhym'ed ways,
when time was so much freer,
less allotted to the minute,
‘twas then the mighty Big Mac...
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Categories:
gherkin, humorous, old, time,
Form:
Ballad
Pizzas Jumping Over Garlic Bread With Coleslaw Hairbands and Onion Ring PiercingsIt is not a mind altering parade of substances that questions a rotting ship. It is not a threefold tankard buried in an Abyssinia besom of beads for only a technological advance actually shows such...
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Categories:
gherkin, animal, baseball, basketball, beautiful, , cute,
Form:
I do not know?
Pickle PartyPICKLE PARTY
The pickles were having a party
In the superstore one night.
The manager was home in bed
So they knew they were all right.
It was a singles party,
Each looking for a mate.
Someone to share a jar with
Until...
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Categories:
gherkin, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Modern ideasI'm itchy, like I need to run outside
More unrest than an itch
I need enveloping in balm
Although that seems a bit final
Balm lite - a hug that has ions
Although I feel so contained
Balm might suffocate
Ahh...
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Categories:
gherkin, fun,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Reasons For DrinkingThe following four lines inspired my own poem, 'Reasons for Drinking'.
If you look it up on the web, it is descriibed as an "anonymous irish toast".
There are many good reasons for drinking,
And...
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Categories:
gherkin, appreciation, drink,
Form:
Verse
DillOesophagus is an appetite yet is it appropriate? Well in some cases it is merely only a handful of peanuts that shroud an already crowded melon. But what of force in a nation of static?...
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Categories:
gherkin, august,
Form:
I do not know?
Apple ApparatusAn apple apparatus in a washing up bowl can be tedious, cranky, and generally opinionated. But three or more slices of bread in a toaster can pleasantly remove items of non agile thoughts from any...
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Categories:
gherkin, adventure, allah, allegory, allusion,
Form:
I do not know?
Oxidization OxonA whirlwind is a magnitude of flight. Wow. Worldy exact. To be exciting is to breathe into caverns. Oh how the external world is not that incredible. Here comes the pretty wasps in skirts. What...
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Categories:
gherkin, art, food, friendship, fruit, fun,
Form:
I do not know?
Delivering a Pickle“It’s a pickle, Puss,” her husband proposes.
“Is it sweet?” she probes.
“It’s a dill, Darling. Just what the doctor ordered.”
The doctor’s face, like vinegar. The nurse didn’t care
for pickles at all. She thought the pickle was...
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Categories:
gherkin, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Pickle Party
If a pickle brings a paddle
To a party in the fall,
And the court is colored umber
And it looks just like the ball,
Would you relish the cucumber
Who was forced to make the call,
Or the dill-ettante not...
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Categories:
gherkin, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
A Pickle PartyAll the Pickled produce gathered
At Branston Manor - if you please!
They entered via a staircase
Made of Jacob's Crackers and Cheese.
The Gherkin Girls and Chutney twins,
Who's names are Tom and Mango
Compete against the Beetroot Troupe
To make...
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Categories:
gherkin, food, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Freckles: the Silliest Poem I Ever WroteAuthor's note: I dug deep into my archives chest to retrieve this piece of utter nonsense, dear readers, because I thought it would make a good submission for April Fool's Day...
Freckles!
People who have freckles
Are sometimes...
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Categories:
gherkin, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Light Verse
Pickled Pickle PartyNo bash so far, beats the one in the jar
Emcee DJ Green spins for the jarstar
No ill will to spill, just dancing on dill
When the lid comes off it’s an open bar!
So relish your...
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Categories:
gherkin, humor,
Form:
Rubaiyat
Reasons For DrinkingReasons for drinking, there are quite a few,
some people might take a different point of view,
But if when alive, you abstain, I suggest,
That drinking when dead, is unlikely at best.
For those of us, who like...
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Categories:
gherkin, drink, philosophy,
Form:
Verse
Cucumbers Or NumbersCUCUMBERS OR NUMBERS
Here we are together, all as mates
Clustered in several separate plates
Vinegar soaked, as all pickles are
Yet each in our own way, a star
Adding that extra taste to cheese
As our main intention is to...
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Categories:
gherkin, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Random TenPickling peanuts is never that wise. Who would pour horseradish on a shoe of development. Christmas cards in April must be shit. Unadministered weaponary forces of shrews in igloos never swarm in a flock. So...
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Categories:
gherkin, beach,
Form:
I do not know?
Contemporary ArchitectureThe London Gherkin gives no inspiration
As for the Auditorio de Tenerife by Calatrava
I can think of no other explanation
Except perhaps they shared too many bottles of Cava
The National Grand Theatre built by Paul Andreu
Built in...
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Categories:
gherkin, places, london,
Form:
Quatrain
Pickle In a PickleThis is a pickle so I'll bear-and-grin it
It's my very own pickle got me IN it
It was always sweet with pickle power
But all these wrappings make it sour
Perhaps you'll get the urge to peel it
For...
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Categories:
gherkin, fun, humorous, passion, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Sick ThoughtsI wondered if owls became depressed
And if they ever cry
Then instead of saying who
They just wondered why
If a man pulls pickles from a jar
At his place of work
Does he become a pickle plucker
Or a...
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Categories:
gherkin, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Our Pickle PartyWhat a fine party, we’ll swim in the brine
Let’s invite Mr. Kosher Dill and Mrs. Gherkin,
I’m sure we’ll make memories to enshrine
If Mr. Sweet wears his favorite wool firkin!
We must invite the Bread-and-Butter twins,
Mr. Crinkle...
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Categories:
gherkin, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse