Short Gherkin Poems

Pickle
Bumpy, lumpy
Crunchy, munchy lunchy
Cucumbers making you pucker
Gherkin...

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What was a gigolo to do?
"I'll fill my gherkin with glue!"
        Virgins said with a grin,
        "We're sticking with him,
You'll have naughty sons like you!"...

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Oh, how I do love pickles

   Especially those long, slim icicles

   Whether Dill or Sweet Gherkin
   
   From its jar I am jerkin'

   Because as it goes down ~ it Tickles!...

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her quarter-pounder eyes
edged with charcoal
coaxed me inside.
her round succulent body
i savoured hungrily
as from table to table she rolled.
a small gherkin green nose
sat on lips of tomato sauce
surrounded by a cheesy smile.
as my fingers touched
i knew it was 
burger love.
...

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I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle
Once so anti marriage – how fickle
Dick Pickle she’d marry
Though she calls him Larry
Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle

On baby making Tess ain’t shirkin’
They’re bonking and grinding and jerkin’
And soon, sure enough
Tess got up the duff
The baby boy they’ve christened Gherkin!...

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Listen to poem:

Pickelina Pickelina, cutest dill from Pasadena 
she was hot, she was spicy with a crunch of very nicey 
With a dash of cosher dill she was Duken's favorite thrill 
was she gherkin was she Vlasic, what a bittersweet dill-emma ! 

Pickelina Pickelina middle name was Angelina 
thought she was a daffo-dill all decked up in lace and frill
Relished moments of pure taste, only needed one to baste 
Yes she was the sweetest dill, always dressed to over kill....

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