Short Gherkin Poems
Short Gherkin Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gherkin by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gherkin by length and keyword.
A man once needed a merkin
But instead was given a gherkin
In his dismay
He just had to say
This God damned gherkin’s not workin’.
What was a gigolo to do?
"I'll fill my gherkin with glue!"
Virgins said with a grin,
"We're sticking with him,
You'll have naughty sons like you!"
Oh, how I do love pickles
Especially those long, slim icicles
Whether Dill or Sweet Gherkin
From its jar I am jerkin'
Because as it goes down ~ it Tickles!
Call me fickle
no doubt about it
I’m in a pickle
a firkin full of gherkin
quite a quandary
tho' still a dill
the question isn’t funny
it’s ridiculous
others may tickle us
yet I don’t see
for love nor money
why I can’t tickle me
her quarter-pounder eyes
edged with charcoal
coaxed me inside.
her round succulent body
i savoured hungrily
as from table to table she rolled.
a small gherkin green nose
sat on lips of tomato sauce
surrounded by a cheesy smile.
as my fingers touched
i knew it was
burger love.
Form:
I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle
Once so anti marriage – how fickle
Dick Pickle she’d marry
Though she calls him Larry
Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle
On baby making Tess ain’t shirkin’
They’re bonking and grinding and jerkin’
And soon, sure enough
Tess got up the duff
The baby boy they’ve christened Gherkin!
Listen to poem:
Pickelina Pickelina, cutest dill from Pasadena
she was hot, she was spicy with a crunch of very nicey
With a dash of cosher dill she was Duken's favorite thrill
was she gherkin was she Vlasic, what a bittersweet dill-emma !
Pickelina Pickelina middle name was Angelina
thought she was a daffo-dill all decked up in lace and frill
Relished moments of pure taste, only needed one to baste
Yes she was the sweetest dill, always dressed to over kill.