Get Laid Poems - Poems about Get Laid

...Though opposed by federal court Trump’s sport-like media report Features flights at night With head-shaven blight And the hog-walked men we deport What slave asks for anything more Than a rav......

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...He's betrayed my trust - so I might stay Depends on THIS excuse he'll have to say I'm not quite sure how he'll maintain being my friend It's so sad that it was shot down, before it even begins ......

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...Never will i depend on no female, because we paid. Trust, money up top, ask around we rock, because we paid. No time to wait and sit, bless my day so we paid. Baby momma tripping, if I'm not on it .......

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...Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite... induces idyllic reverie delight evoking similar surge, when skirting, and eluding fidelity defining the marital law on par with courting in flagrante deli......

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...Back in the day Only fast girls could get laid Young unashamed unafraid Cute and candid Running romancing And chancing pregnancy Zip your lips cool your hips or baby You could be mommy or d......

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...Could Estonia help Vlad get paid? He'll claim they're Russian and invade! Better than cash bonds Putin can use their blondes To entice his mark Trump to get laid......

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...First times are meant To be special Or so I wish. With a lack Of experience And a timid Demeanor, I never learned How to say no To a person That I liked. When I look Back on i......

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...Sexy Suzanna’s neighbor was swayed by her nakedness, often displayed in her yard by the pool. She’d just watch the guy drool, knowing how much he’d love to get laid!......

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...Long time since I have been to a nightclub they don't let me out at night alone now. I used to be sharp had many friends in low places. I miss the culture, the sweaty maneuvers under hypnotica......

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..."The way of a man with a maid" Is never quite like the girl prayed Just one little prick And she calls in sick (its more fun to get laid than paid)......

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...I knew the day we met that we were meant to be I realized our destiny was set and she was the one for me She was rich in beauty but poor for she will die with it Her appearance nonplussed me and I......

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...NAME: Phil Latio. QUALIFICATIONS: LLB (Law) PhD (Medicine) & FSC (Federation Starfleet Commander). POSITION: Head job. AGE: pass. SEX: I don’t like bei......

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...My mirror breaks, I pick up a shard, But find it bizarre that all I see is nothing but scars, My veins filled with black tar, shaking, beaten and starved, I carve your name to my arm, put t......

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...I had a brain like an old motorbike, I rode it back and forth just to get laid by whomever, and that strange one who kept cats under her long skirt. Truth is a marmalade calligraphy. I yodel b......

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...Takes a gallon of coffee to wake him, But it’s sweet when his axe hits the spot, While the mist slips away from the mountain, And the day hardens dusty and hot. He contends with the bothersome th......

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