Gert Poems - Poems about Gert

...Lynne is a cute girl with a calico skirt Hanging clothes on the line, to wash off the dirt She is observed by a young lad visiting called Bert What is her name? He asked his loving Aunt Gert Au......

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...Gamine Gert got on well with boys She blew up dolls and the rest of her toys We used to call gals like her tomboys in my day She is wiring the house now; Gamine Gert don’t play.......

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...Miniscule male member doth bend sinister impossible mission of mine to bare witness whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic describes a bent shaft, particularly when cap locks on first observe......

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...When mama made her famous green Jello dessert We knew something big was about to happen to our family. Sometimes it was company like Great-Grandma’s sister, Gert. Other times it meant we were gett......

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...Forget everything you have heard about stereotyping the pigs. I met some the other day, who were cleaner than my cousin Jigs. They vacuumed and dusted the barnyard until it was clean enough to eat.......

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...They could not discuss politics; religion was out. Never agreed on anything, my cousins Gert and Pout. Gert was a liberal, Pout was against politics of all kinds. They were sisters forever but had......

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...We ten stood behind Marvel, holding on to each other. Not sure what was going to happen. Afraid of the wrath of our brother. She is the oldest girl in the family, and our cousin to boot. She likes......

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...My heart is beating, and God sees this ; In my mind, there's no one to share my heart with; God sees this; he looks up; huh, we both know; That we're not alone. He's my groom; I am his b......

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...We are trying to one up each other as usual – another story teller and I. Our stories are getting wilder, less plausible, and we are laughing. Suddenly I remember my pal Gertrude’s story. I am pre......

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...I If one evangelizes for God, caution Must never be thrown to the wind In (mission) field, social science education As anthropology says, learn, be kind: Slow to judge, eager to understand Many......

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...If I had known Gert had cancer I might have backed off. No, you wouldn’t have. How do you know? I know you. But if I had known it was the last time I would see her. I might have….. Her voice ......

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...What can lies create, conceal, remake That truth doesn't sanctify as pure snowflake What could mouthed trust in Providence provide That pride now, once desperate youth, would hide?......

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...G-risly E-nemy R-eally T-errifies S-hocked T-ravelers R-egarding Y-ucky D-isease O-f M-ankind Topic: Birthday of poet Gert Strydom (April 03) Form: Vertical Monocrostic......

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...~ Grandma Gertie Keeps Her Word ~ Grandma Gertie would always keep her word 'Twas a sign of a righteous soul, she'd heard -- Tasty turkey she'd promised Did her best to be hones......

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...G-reat E-xcellent R-ighteous T-hinker S-ees T-o R-ead Y-our D-ivine O-utstanding M-essage Topic: Birthday of Poet Gert Strydom (April 03) Form: Vertical Monocrostic......

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