Grandma Gertie's Thanksgiving Limericks
~ Grandma Gertie Keeps Her Word ~
Grandma Gertie would always keep her word
'Twas a sign of a righteous soul, she'd heard --
Tasty turkey she'd promised
Did her best to be honest --
Oven went out ~ She flipped Grandpa the bird
~ The Right Stuff-ing ~
'The stuffing's got to be from the right stuff'
Said Gertie, then she walked off in a huff
The kids made it all wrong
Way too spicy, too strong
So they smoked it ~ giving Gert the first puff
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2019
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