Gags Poems - Poems about Gags

...Don’t ask me again how long. A good joint could last awhile. That blue cheese smell gave gags, the price for sky-high smiles. Don’t ask me again how many. Really, who remembers them all? So......

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...if he was half as witty as he thought he would be making millions of dollars as a comic he thinks he is a professional wisecracker a train of witticisms travels out of his mouth hitting anyone an......

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... She chose to think his sweet talk lies were cute… that things he said had value worth pursuit. that substance would emerge, somewhat astute. And while his words of love she wants to feel… s......

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... Again it’s time to set some cars on fire To smash some windows shouting out obsceneties With Paris riots on TV you can’t get tired Like trashy sequels of the Chaplin’s comedies The action br......

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...Squirm the Germ Vs.1 There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps right out instead! So….. (Point to your head, then use both ha......

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...April fools' day - ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds Written/updated since last year unlike any other when out of this world outlandish accouterments people did wear hermetically s......

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...Chick in the pond Is from double yolk Born Easter morn He’s a little slow He couldn’t swim He barely floats Oh look at him The butt of jokes One day a kid Was tossing bread He hit the ......

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...jolted out of a fluid fuzzy fragmented dreamscape into the sharp dark ruminating ruins of reality (it is very late in the evening very early in the morning) a paralyzed brain plead......

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...she binds her own hands keeping her true self away from herself shuts her mouth tighter than a refrigerator door nothing oozes out, or hints to her feelings she is as closed as I am eager I wa......

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...April fools' occurs first day of fourth month Ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery doth abound, celebrated for countless centuries by different cultures, though exact origins remain shroud......

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...Hot peppers and spicy horseradish a gut-punch to the solar plexus Snake venom with moldy cheese not tonight, if you please... Tadpole skins and locust larvae strains my stomach of i......

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...There he stood with his painted face; All focused on the bright colours that he wore. No one saw his eyes (they were out of place), Why should they? That's not what they had paid to see. It was h......

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...JUMP!   In a panic she jumps out of bed, awakened by the popping of fire.  Trapped in her house quickly burning, the flames grow hotter and higher. It engulfs her home with fury, destroying all......

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...The ooze ought to bestow fear on its forms. The torrid heat of July gags your sacred calling. It holds inside you, humbly inviting storms. Singing in the gentle light of root caregivin......

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...Lawyer Oliver from New York City Moved to country farm run down then pretty Wife Liza, a city girl Name the year-old pet pig Pearl, Tossing dishes away, was quite bitty 4/4/2022 On A Lim Po......

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