Gags Poems - Poems about Gags

...Squirm the Germ Vs.1 There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps right out instead! So….. (Point to your head, then use both ha......Read the rest...

...April fools' day - ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds Written/updated since last year unlike any other when out of this world outlandish accouterments people did wear hermetically s......Read the rest...

...Chick in the pond Is from double yolk Born Easter morn He’s a little slow He couldn’t swim He barely floats Oh look at him The butt of jokes One day a kid Was tossing bread He hit the ......Read the rest...

...jolted out of a fluid fuzzy fragmented dreamscape into the sharp dark ruminating ruins of reality (it is very late in the evening very early in the morning) a paralyzed brain plead......Read the rest...

...she binds her own hands keeping her true self away from herself shuts her mouth tighter than a refrigerator door nothing oozes out, or hints to her feelings she is as closed as I am eager I wa......Read the rest...

...April fools' occurs first day of fourth month Ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery doth abound, celebrated for countless centuries by different cultures, though exact origins remain shroud......Read the rest...

...Hot peppers and spicy horseradish a gut-punch to the solar plexus Snake venom with moldy cheese not tonight, if you please... Tadpole skins and locust larvae strains my stomach of i......Read the rest...

...There he stood with his painted face; All focused on the bright colours that he wore. No one saw his eyes (they were out of place), Why should they? That's not what they had paid to see. It was h......Read the rest...

...JUMP!   In a panic she jumps out of bed, awakened by the popping of fire.  Trapped in her house quickly burning, the flames grow hotter and higher. It engulfs her home with fury, destroying all......Read the rest...

...The ooze ought to bestow fear on its forms. The torrid heat of July gags your sacred calling. It holds inside you, humbly inviting storms. Singing in the gentle light of root caregivin......Read the rest...

...Lawyer Oliver from New York City Moved to country farm run down then pretty Wife Liza, a city girl Name the year-old pet pig Pearl, Tossing dishes away, was quite bitty 4/4/2022 On A Lim Po......Read the rest...

...So, what is the best theme for a poem? No guarded secret, all themes -- Freely to Roam! And what, the prescribed destination or direction? Wherever the poet, himself, deems worthy of fond or......Read the rest...

...People surround until they stop expecting……...the upright stands alone…an intelligent walks alone……moral and ethics struggle to prove themselves right……friends and relatives are born disguised compet......Read the rest...

...You have led my course through fractured lanes. Your groaning ballad my only light. Kill blessings from stained lips safely float our steps. Where would I be without you Michael? Crow mother li......Read the rest...

...Don´t walk on the grass Do not have thoughts and opinions That is not the official western version of democracy. Do not tell gags that is funny, it will upset someone that find it invasive ......Read the rest...