Funny Kids Poems

Elsa Birthday Funny Kids

There once was a girl called Elsa 
who was given a balloon for her birthday
It all went so swell 
Then Elsa went and 
let it go .let it go, let it go

Funny Kids Poem Contest

FUNNY KIDS POEM CONTEST

The poem must be funny 

Better than the rest

If your a chicken, just write from your nest

The poem must be clean, no dirt can be found

If your a worm, you could write under ground

The rules are the same even for a mouse

Just write down some rhymes in your little mouse house

The prize

Funny Kids Love Lucy

Funny Kids Love Lucy

A few inches pup lay comfortably in
In my tiny daughter's palm
Wooly and cuddled a sweet polka dot
A  gift from my sister with so much of awe
A string round her neck embossed JINU'S LUCY

Jinu and Lucy the inseparable two
Grew leisurely in queens sized bed
Milk for both but Jinu overslept
Discomforted Lucy nibbled her

All the Funny Kids

All The Funny Kids
                                           By: Monique John 

Full of joy
Unbelievably excited
Never-ending happiness
Nature’s lovers
Youthful

Kind

Remember When We Were Funny Kids

Remember when we were kids, we use to laugh out loud ?
We use to stay awake for days, jumping and running..
Breaking the limits of sound....

Remember when we had a fight for the very first time and you cried ?
We use to be funny kids playing all around, no space for sadness or tears....
Except the tears

Do I Look Funny, Kids- For Contest

I dreamt I took myself to bits
just like you would an Airfix kit
I know that sounds quite rash of me
but I know my biology.
I took my brain from out my head
and put my bowels in there instead.
And since I did that now I think
I  know just why my breath it stinks.
I shoved my eyeballs

Funny Kids, Daze

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Kids Funny (Senryu – Style) Daze

Waking state affects my day
Riding my bike to the rack`
I lock it safely at school

Sit with my clique
Tummy does a flip
Study Hall, yay a rest for my head

I look down clutching my teddy bear
Drooling on my desk in only my underwear!

Morning alarm buzzes~
BEEP!








									Sunshine Williams

Team PoetrySoup

Funny Kids Poem contest


10/13/2015

Funny Kids That Want To Fit

Butter, butter everyday,
Funny kids that want to fit;
Eat your fruit and jog a bit -
Butter, butter is not the way.

Sugar, sugar everyday,
Funny kids that want to fit;
Drink your water and run a bit-
Sugar, sugar is not the way.

Sitting, sitting everyday,
Funny kids that want fit;
Ride your bike and jump a bit-
Sitting, sitting is not the way.

A Funny Kids Fort

There once was a playful little boy his imagination 'Oh' how it would soar
  dreaming of nights of dragons and forts becoming the warlord of his blankets
  and cardboard.

  On a weekend day he requested to build a fort so the dragon he could slay
  all the time his little mind

Oh My, Aren'T Kids Funny Funny Kids Contest

Funny Kids Contest
Sponsor: Team Poetry Soup

Once there was a funny girl,
She painted all her walls bright pink,
Then one day she woke up,
And the pink turned into purple ink.

She said, “mommy, what happened?
I miss my bright pink walls!”
“Oh, honey you don't remember?"
Lil' missy had to stop and recall.

After quite a few minutes she said,
“I could've sworn

Funny Kids Moral's Dilemma

The Crow and the Pitcher what is the moral of this story                                           

Funny Kids Memories

Part of infancy
The weekend TV cartoons
World of fantasy














10-9-2015

Funny Kids

There was a pro texter named Paul,
who broke both his thumbs in a fall;
he was soon made to see
when he used it hands-free,
that his phone could be used to make calls.

Funny Kids Poem

(Moo cow moo)

Moo moo comely cow
Have you any milk?
No ma'am, no ma'am
Why you need my milk?

Some for my cereal
Some for my tea,
Some for my ice cream
and some for my cheese.

Moo moo comely cow
I see two udders full,
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am,
But I am running little low.

Have some for your need,
Some for my baby to feed;
Moo moo

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