There once was a girl called Elsa
who was given a balloon for her birthday
It all went so swell
Then Elsa went and
let it go .let it go, let it go
FUNNY KIDS POEM CONTEST
The poem must be funny
Better than the rest
If your a chicken, just write from your nest
The poem must be clean, no dirt can be found
If your a worm, you could write under ground
The rules are the same even for a mouse
Just write down some rhymes in your little mouse house
The prize is so big you could eat for a year
But you would need to be small, isn't that clear
The poem must be written is all that they wish
So that rules you out if your a fish
Now it's time to enter the poem that I wrote
I'll just do it from the barn, because I'm a Goat
Funny Kids Love Lucy
A few inches pup lay comfortably in
In my tiny daughter's palm
Wooly and cuddled a sweet polka dot
A gift from my sister with so much of awe
A string round her neck embossed JINU'S LUCY
Jinu and Lucy the inseparable two
Grew leisurely in queens sized bed
Milk for both but Jinu overslept
Discomforted Lucy nibbled her ears
Scot Jinu off to her school with bag
Rambling through the store Lucy the mistress
Licking off soles on smelling footwear
Pulling down tablecloths to dust off left overs
Surveying with each measure
Some cooked right and others a hard bite
A house full in the evening with Jinu And Lucy
Playing with ball or hiding behind screens
Panting with Jinu's antics to make her jump
Nutty honeyed biscuits after running full score
Mother's knitting basket was Lucy's respite
War cry in the garden bringing Jinu a running
Squirrels scrambling birds fluttering
Whiskers up with Lucy's lungs blaring
Licking paws at victories won
Jinu and Lucy a lifetime companionship
September 18, 2015
Contest: Funny Kids Poem
Sponsor: Team PoetrySoup
All The Funny Kids
By: Monique John
Full of joy
Unbelievably excited
Never-ending happiness
Nature’s lovers
Youthful
Kind hearts
Ideal company
Dare devils
Snuggle Monsters
Remember when we were kids, we use to laugh out loud ?
We use to stay awake for days, jumping and running..
Breaking the limits of sound....
Remember when we had a fight for the very first time and you cried ?
We use to be funny kids playing all around, no space for sadness or tears....
Except the tears of joy , those we couldn't hide...
Remember when we use to make branks to uncle deen ?
We throw at him a pocket of painting, we wrapped his legs...
Remember when we broke his phone screen ?
Remember when we use to run through the woods to have fun ?
Funny kids we were , I believe we still, I know we're old but our souls still young...
If you don't believe me, let's make a race and start to run....
All these memories about our days when we were kids is what's keeping me a life...
There's nothing to worry about when we were kids exibt having fun...
Now see how life cut our throats with her knife.....
Funny kids, yes funny kids that's how we use to be...
Funny oh yeah funny, you can't remember but believe me it's real...
In my memory I look to the mirror and I see the funny kid who still lives inside of me...
I dreamt I took myself to bits
just like you would an Airfix kit
I know that sounds quite rash of me
but I know my biology.
I took my brain from out my head
and put my bowels in there instead.
And since I did that now I think
I know just why my breath it stinks.
I shoved my eyeballs up my bum
which may seem rather odd to some
but hear me out before you grumble
I've seen now why my tummy rumbles.
Swapped my ears round with my feet
a trick that's really hard to beat
I'm glad my left ear's hearing's weak
it's deafening when my right shoe squeaks.
My final act (now, this is class)
I swapped my face round with my ass
but oddly (and this makes no sense)
nobody saw the difference.
For 'funny kids poetry' contest, sponsor, Poetry Soup
October 20th 2015
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Kids Funny (Senryu – Style) Daze
Waking state affects my day
Riding my bike to the rack`
I lock it safely at school
Sit with my clique
Tummy does a flip
Study Hall, yay a rest for my head
I look down clutching my teddy bear
Drooling on my desk in only my underwear!
Morning alarm buzzes~
BEEP!
Sunshine Williams
Team PoetrySoup
Funny Kids Poem contest
10/13/2015
Butter, butter everyday,
Funny kids that want to fit;
Eat your fruit and jog a bit -
Butter, butter is not the way.
Sugar, sugar everyday,
Funny kids that want to fit;
Drink your water and run a bit-
Sugar, sugar is not the way.
Sitting, sitting everyday,
Funny kids that want fit;
Ride your bike and jump a bit-
Sitting, sitting is not the way.
Part of infancy
The weekend TV cartoons
World of fantasy
10-9-2015
There was a pro texter named Paul,
who broke both his thumbs in a fall;
he was soon made to see
when he used it hands-free,
that his phone could be used to make calls.
(Moo cow moo)
Moo moo comely cow
Have you any milk?
No ma'am, no ma'am
Why you need my milk?
Some for my cereal
Some for my tea,
Some for my ice cream
and some for my cheese.
Moo moo comely cow
I see two udders full,
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am,
But I am running little low.
Have some for your need,
Some for my baby to feed;
Moo moo comely cow
Thanks for your good deed!
Funny Kids poem contest by Team PoetrySoup
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