Fun(A) Poems - Poems about Fun(A)

I've never been to Kathmandu it's highly unlikely I'm ever going to and I don't consider macaques the least bit holy while some there choose so to do tho' they may be Nepalese aristocracy no they won't make a monkey of me such couldn't leave me any colder as it's all in the mind's eye of the beholder and who decides what is...

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Broad in the beam not much of a looker this crusty rust-bucket of nuts screws and bolts is a crabby old hooker as luck would have it dolled up trolling for supper at any port in a storm she still gives good service tho' down on her uppers now showing her years deep in the scuppers yet still on the game fishing by night for a living not to...

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A truckful of drunks half-skunked boozers gun racks in the back unlucky losers pulled up to the pumps for a gallon or two only high octane tanked would do then one had a bad itch he started to scratch wanted a smoke and when he lit a match the explosion was heard three miles away to arrive alive do what they say 'Don't drink and drive' and yes it's true it could ruin...

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If all goes well airlines will sell seats by the pound the less you weigh the less you pay to fly the world around and yet if a commercial Russian airliner jet unfortunately crashed into the sea would there be Aeroflotsam on the ocean fragmented and floating free? It's a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enema from 1939 Soviet Union history. ...

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"Tingly skies full of surprise oh how I love when with surmise, the little rascal aims his dart as if it were, poetic art!" When I am hit by this cute cupid's arrow, I find myself writing about love and romance. I will never fight it, I must enjoy this feeling and write on. When cupid's arrow aims for...

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Did you hear? What was that? The wild wind? Here I stand, with flowers, all colors. A rose talks, lilies sing, cactus cry....

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we thought we were ready till the unexpected fell upon us such high expectations for fun and adventure plans for get-aways excursions and discoveries the days and weeks go by another summer slips away...

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Three dozen or so revelers whoop it up. Prince''s signature smash-hit song, "1999" Is blasting top volume on loud speakers. A rollicking party reaches...

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Hilariously alike indeed My special child's wheelchair and my patience when they are freed Toward great fun to meet triumphantly necessary need Like driving against gloomy mood for exuberant deed... When soaring for delightful pursuits no to miss My son's wheelchair maneuvers with bliss Such is my patience from heart's grateful abyss Praising the Lord for the help of every Brod and...

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Sneaking through the graveyard in the dead of night to a hidden garden in full moonlight you want to be careful better beware the fiery eyes of the scarecrow's stare if the spell is broken you open Pandora's Box and it's lights out for the jack-o-lanterns they're in for a nasty shock you have to be careful better beware the Halloween screams of your worst nightmare 'cause something's jumping in...

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In the moonlight almost midnight clearly witching hour is nearly here time for ghosts gremlins goblins ghouls beware the phantoms but have no fear don't take candies or sweets from strangers you will meet as there be scary zombies out there on the streets and if you don't believe then when trick or treating ask and ye shall receive for tonight is All Hallows' Eve ...

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Written: July 24 for contest, Sponsored by: Miranda Hawley *********** A toaster is the wise old sage of the kitchen, Fire's bread with "Plato" steadfast position. Chrome reflects light from the cosmos' gaze, Like "Nietzsche" on a morning haze. The bagel slots are so...

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songer.co/song/kjcqh580onj2t085azkwm1n1 [Verse 1] Don’t worry, girl — I’m not falling, Just your laugh that keeps me stalling, Almond eyes, that perfect hair, I’m not obsessed — you're just everywhere. I swear I’m fine, I’ve got control, You’re just a name I can’t let go. It’s casual, I play pretend, Relax — we’re just friends. [Verse 2] You light me up when you walk in, I say your...

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down went the bobber set the hook and don’t panic reel it in ~ fish fry! ...

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When business went from bad to worse and the Nookie Bookie (a pimp) with a curse saw the number of customers' trousers drop he took umbrage at an advertisement in the press inserted by the local knocking shop (where pleasure is a business) which was seen to say... RED LIGHT SPECIAL Too many hookers spoil the brothel Gentlemen today's the day you're in luck 2 for the price of 1 more BANG...

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