"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Such is a carnal perspective
midst human nature's sexy frame...
yet Dad, with divine directive
taught us, his daughters, godly claim.
A real man... according to Dad
wants the best for his girl so dear
to look well, whatever the fad
since what matters most is heart's gear.
Instilled with Dad’s wisdom so true
I love looking good with smart zest
not affected by others’ view
as long as God favours my best.
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Hate to admit but Jack is right.
What matters most? How fit and tight!
Plus slender legs that stretch a mile,
Accompanied by a sweet smile.
IQ, in flair of flirtation -
Subject to negotiation.
In fantasy of sex appeal
Bikini seals the package deal.
So Jack is right, there’s no contest,
The naked truth is worth the test.
August 25, 2023
Contest: Bikini Quote
Sponsor: Julia Ward
All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Beautiful she looks,
standing up on the beach,
a ten body inside of a bikini
at the age of twenty.
She married on old man,
who didn't look as good
with or without clothes.
He was as rich as empty,
looking for a bikini,
with long legs and short brain.
He found the the one,
the soulmate to be with.
He looked at his choice,
once again, he was enchanted,
because she looked good on her bikini.
After a few years,
she was looking better than never.
She was standing on the same
beach, with the same bikini
and a brain.
Divorced from the man
that still keeps looking
for bikinis on long legs
showing on the beach
Inspired by "All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
A burlesque performer named Gieter
Decided her act would be sweeter
If she wore a bikini
Peep holed, teeny weenie
She’s hoping her fans want to meet her!
But sadly her tailor from Totton
Omitted to use special cotton
Gieter exhaled to sing
New bikini went ping
Her performance was quickly forgotten!
Huge boobies resemble cow’s udders
They’re flopping about not like rudders
I have to attest
The sight of her chest
Was grotesque, it gave me the shudders!
I screamed, “Gieter you may be a star
But this time you’ve pushed it too far
Please remember this fact
Use two fans in your act
And purchase a much larger bra!”
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Upon your mind set it purely depends;
Self-respect of girls it greatly offends.
Men, tighten all your minds’ screws;
Picture yourselves in their shoes.
A view of this kind surely needs amends.
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
All a girl wants is a man who looks amazing in a tiny suit
one that will make her heart race when he flexes his glutes
one who comes charging down the beach on a white horse
and swoops her in his big strong arms, without any force
All a girl wants is a good looking man with a sexy strut
one with crazy thunder thighs and trunks that plunge n' cut
one that will place tanning lotion all over her warm body
and make her purr like a kitten after drinking hot toddy
All a girl wants is a swimsuit God who is named Bolt Upright
it has to fit him almost right,... but just a wee bit tight
one who can save her if she's about to drown at sea
and give her mouth to mouth on bended knee.
"All a girl really wants, is a man who looks good in a bikini" - Yummy !
“All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
A GIRL WHO LOOKS GOOD IN A BIKINI
With youth this is so. So longingly leering at hourglass shape.
A tan is a plus. Plus exotic or blonde hair, long and exciting.
With a cocktail, a must. Must find way, to be close to her beauty.
The only thing except sports. Sports swept away at the beach.
Personality may be a bust. Bust still carries sway.
A guy may hit rock bottom. Bottom’s up in an ocean cup.
Better yet a judge…judge a bikini contest.
That is a dream. Dream girl’s on display.
Later in life he longs for a woman..woman with brains.
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
More skin makes my heart pound, as you prance around. Your bikini shifts as your feet hit the sandy ground, I hope I do not make a sound.
My dad said be careful of what you wear, never go too bare. Be careful of the wolves out there, they will take you and not care.
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
A girl is walking at the beach
A man whistles and shouts
“Nice walk!” She ignores
The comment from him
She's walking to the water
“Be careful! You wouldn’t want to
Mess those beautiful legs up!”
He shouts, she scoffs and ignores him again
She’s laying on her towel tanning
“A guy doesn't like a girl with a red ass unless
He's the reason its red” he shouts once again
She looks at him and he laughing
A guy doesn't care if it makes you uncomfortable
If you barely have any clothes on the more
He will shout
She puts her clothes back on
“Stop covering your perfect body!”
He shouts
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Hot white sand sticks,
tingles the salacious sense
of beach-braced feeling,
clad in skimpy bikini.
Out of the blue the golden sun gilds
the skin unconcealed,
lubricious assets fix attention focus,
the imagination latitude narrows.
The construct of the consummate mind,
the unsculpted bikini body beguiles.
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Jack’s declaration’s surely right
for young guys who most love the sight
of babes whose string bikinis show
much flesh up top and down below.
A buff young guy walked down the aisle
with one whose beach bod made him smile.
At home he knew precisely why
she wore . . . not much--to catch his eye!
***************
BOTH bodies changed as decades passed.
Love of bikinis didn’t last!
He likes her fine in shorts and tees
or muu-muus. He’s not hard to please.
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
Bikini Betty's Beef
A randy surfer from Malibu Crest
Untied the bikini top off of Celest
You’re my Betty let’s hang loose
As he tried for her caboose
Celest slapped his hand away from her breast
Aloha Barney, this isn't your turf
A lecher you are who can’t even surf
Damn men with no brains, think again
Bet you’ve never even hung ten
I’m not your Betty, uncool stupid Smurph
by I Am Anaya
As striking as a Malibu Barbie doll
Gals in bikinis I love, summer and fall
But I'm classy and kind
And so drawn to their mind
That they need not wear a bikini at all
by Robert Gorelick
"All a man wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini," - Jack Freestone
TWO-PIECE OR NOT TWO-PIECE
“All a man wants,” said a chauvinist Aussie,
“Is a girl who looks good in a two-piece cossie.”
But the sort of girl that I like best
Is one who looks good in an IQ test.
Whilst long legs and cleavage are very attractive,
I much prefer a mind that it active
A beautiful body is pleasant enough,
But I need assistance with crosswords and stuff.
Of course, if pressed, I would have to admit
That over the years I’ve matured a bit.
Back in the day I might have been frisky
But, at eighty-five, it is far too risky
“all a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini”
(Jack Freestone)
or a fully clad one ~ he finds becoming after ten martinis
“All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini.”—Jack Freestone
All a “man” really wants is a “girl”
who looks good in a bikini?
All a woman wants is someone
who really doesn’t care, or is it
just to feel warm sea-side air
caress her chest instead of nylon
and play once again, summer child,
outside a body of which she’s too aware,
alive in movements unbound by eyes
and unweighted by prudish gravity,
to wade into the froth of waves breaking wild
around her, an improvised dance that swirls
in cadence to life’s rhythms, wise
to no man’s guile, unresponsive to his gambit.
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