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Inspired by "All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone A burlesque performer named Gieter Decided her act would be sweeter If she wore a bikini Peep holed, teeny weenie She’s hoping her fans want to meet her! But sadly her tailor from Totton Omitted to use special cotton Gieter exhaled to sing New bikini went ping Her performance was quickly forgotten! Huge boobies resemble cow’s udders They’re flopping about not like rudders I have to attest The sight of her chest Was grotesque, it gave me the shudders! I screamed, “Gieter you may be a star But this time you’ve pushed it too far Please remember this fact Use two fans in your act And purchase a much larger bra!”

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Perry Campanella

Date: 8/20/2023 1:00:00 PM

Hi, Jan Allison - Fun read - my cup of tea - I liked - "I have to attest The sight of her chest Was grotesque, it gave me the shudders!" good post & Good Luck - stay safe too! Perry C.

David Fisher

Date: 8/20/2023 12:18:00 PM

Such a funny limerick...a story that kept me on the edge of my seat!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/20/2023 11:04:00 AM

- I love this humorous writing, you always make me laugh... but, I wish I could see the photo too ... - Gl ... in the contest :) - hugs

Michael Tor

Date: 8/19/2023 7:56:00 PM

Jan the imagery in this one was awful but I loved it lol...

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/19/2023 1:07:00 PM

Jan, these are great! So humorous and entertaining. Hugs

Mike Gentile

Date: 8/19/2023 7:04:00 AM

OMG Jan!! I can help but imagine this so clearly! My father worked as a burlesque emcee! ( my mother divorced him!) I grew up in Baltimore and we had " The Block" chock full of strip joints! Ever heard of Blaze Starr? There was a move about her starring Paul Newman called " Blaze" Your humor is always terrific and lifts my day , Happy Saturday xxoo

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 8/19/2023 4:01:00 AM

Ah... so cute. I love it. You should write a humor poetry book. It would sell for sure. God bless you always, Jan. Love, Gina

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2023 5:36:00 AM

Aww thanks Regina, I am in the process of self publishing a humour book, Perhaps with my poopy humour it may be a best smeller lol-) hugs Jan xx

Anisha Dutta

Date: 8/18/2023 8:21:00 PM

Enjoyed the humour. Is it meant for contest ? All the best. Love

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2023 5:34:00 AM

thanks Anisha:-) hugs jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 8/18/2023 5:59:00 PM

Hi Jan: Your limericks always give me a chuckle and humor is so needed these days. Thanks for sharing your talents in that. SuZ

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2023 5:34:00 AM

Thanks Suz:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry Brotherton

Date: 8/18/2023 2:10:00 PM

I do not see the accompanied picture, but I adore the poem. Of course, because of your talented writing, no picture was necessary.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2023 2:13:00 PM

aww thanks Jerry:-) i just have such fun writing limericks, they may not be to everyone's taste but I no longer pay attention to any negativity:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 8/18/2023 12:36:00 PM

There was a smile on my face before I read your first line. ;-) Loved the cow's udders line... uh huh.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2023 2:14:00 PM

lol

Lin Lane
Date: 8/18/2023 2:00:00 PM

Yup, udderly perfect.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2023 12:56:00 PM

lol thanks Lin and the cartoon is just hilarious to go with the udders line :-) hugs Jan xx