Flunk Poems

Biscuits

...What‘s better than a biscuit?

Hard to debunk 

Treasure trunk funk 

Should you let

It get wetter

Would you dare risk it?


The trick a quick dunk

Or could flunk..flick..kerplunk.....

Death Sentence

...{"I convicted myself into a death sentence when it came to dote on, bear the witnesses because they saw me alleviate the tears nobody had reconciled or dared to wipe away; they simply did not. 
The ...

Drunk

...Have you ever been drunk,
and submersed in a funk,
as if trapped in a trunk 
but then asked to write junk 
in a poem which stunk
though your mind has been shrunk
by a psychotic monk
who’s been...

The High Court

...Now who would've thunk ...

    The Supreme 6-pack would flunk ...

Simply True or False....

Coconuts -

...Spring of life for many reasons 
That thrive by coming of the seasons
A tall grass in shiny gray bark 
Rings of scar serve as its mark 

From its leaf down to its trunk 
The worth of its parts ...

Defunct Night

...Afore the dusk
My soul's frail, lone, and goner
Sadness cover' me like a busk
Concern' who's  to be the new coiner?
While only nix available was flunk
Onset of the defunct night.

I falter in ...

Unfinished Sonnet

...I'm told that I'm supposed to write a sonnet, 
It isn't something I could ever do; 
I know I'd rather shop to buy a bonnet; 
A size six foot won't fit a size five shoe. 
I look and see how little...

For Onion Pt 1

...Since you wanna play riddles and poetry puzzles with me
Before we go any further - allow me to bring you up to speed
I just got cheated on - not even a month fresh
After a terrifying, drug-infused...

The Antics of a Yoyo Thief

...The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief

Potential life of as juvenile delinquent
(ala bam mean future streetwise thug)
stopped dead in the tracks – manacles
the above two lines hopefully gives hint
nearly ...

Higgins

...Higgins was the worst Math teacher,
and that year I was his worse student.

Higgins had loose blubbery lips.
When he taught long division or algebra
his words were full of spit
and phlegm.

H...

Cherry Tree Music Co-Op

...Cherry Tree Music Co-op

alternately titled instant infatuation: 
a moment of spontaneous *****
instantaneously transformed 
ordinarily shy guy into a quidnunc
courtesy powder milk biscuits
in...

The Quest To Be

..."We're connected to God through faith and Satan through fear."
Robert Hood

fallen spirits are involved
or below, looking for the culprit
any chart a...

Matthew Scott Harris Whar Art Thou *****

...Matthew Scott Harris, whar art thou *****?

The following admission
honest to dogness haint no bunk
nobody, but yours truly
bore deeply and countersunk
his spontaneity satisfactorily
lightweig...

To Repeat a Class

...They made him repeat a class,
Promising him that he would pass,
This backing up with eyeglass,
Urging him to read even on grass;
To plan always for The Big
And be willing to for it dig:
For the...

A Conversation With Walter Mitty

...“Azure blue sky dreamer.
Where you bound today of mystifying  days?
Can you hear me through that enigmatic fog?
Your Milky Way incarnate hyper trance phase.”

“Fellow wonderland  adventurer.
I’...

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