Old Timer Rhymer Poet Rhyme

They think Bazball's over it is Now

Kowtow & kapow..the Bazball supernova

They think it’s all over…well wow it is now


Cool cat merriment to cricket’s detriment

Down tools school for fools experiment

Mules without rules serious impediment


Flunk their funk mission to debunk tradition

Teach each Baz monk flair pizzazz edition

Preach razmattazz and all that jazz sedition

Slam dunk sunk kerplunk fans in remission

 
Shan’t exult this odd bod Bazball adult cult

Can’t halt Starc’s hefty lefty catapult assault

Another hilarious result and nefarious insult
   

Inquests as Aussie test conquests take their toll 

Pat patrol in control Ben’s men droll rigmarole

Stole our soul so gonna give them some vitriol       


Banished to a grassy knole the Bazball totem pole

Farce whole brassy class vanished up their ar*ehole

No need to mull it is time for a cull heads must roll

Cos in Oz they Can’t bat Can’t field and Can’t bowl

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