My Dog Ate My Homework

My dog ate my homework. Really he did! ‘Cause he's a bad dog and I'm a good kid! I really love math class and my teacher's a whiz It's truly not my fault that I flunk every quiz. ‘Cause the new math is funny. It's really a bore. Since when did a seven become the new four? But back to my homework ‘cause that’s where I started It all had begun when my crazy dog farted. So I ran from the room as though I’d been banished And when I returned, my homework had vanished! I did all the problems, really I did! Remember I told you that I’m a good kid? So that is my story and I’m sticking to it. What bright kid like me would want to go through it? I know that my story is really a wowzer But just ask my dog and his name is Bowser