Best Flunk Poems

Trump went to the golf course today 
But nobody wanted to play
When someone yelled, "Fore!"
Trump thought they yelled, "Whore!"
And proudly stood in the ball's way...

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Here's egg in your face,
   friend
Go cry in your beer,
   dear
Time to clear out of here,
   quee--- 
 ...

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Authority figures, teachers and scholars
Tell me to think for myself;
Then grade my answers right and wrong
Based on an answer key kept on the shelf.

Write a...

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I blame me brother for the likes of this predicament,
when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent.
Thank God I wasn’t...

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Good
at hiding 
it
won't know to look at
handicap
disability
embarrassment, worse than bad breath

must have smacked my head against something
when I was playing good cop, bad cop
and I...

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It started with a drink I drank till drunk
when I started to wonder if I'd blink till blunk.

As I opened my eyes in a stink...

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To my surprise I did flunk out
Refrigerators now filled with doubt
Food does not fill the void
Now all I do is avoid
Your gaze as my life...

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The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief

Potential life of as juvenile delinquent
(ala bam mean future streetwise thug)
stopped dead in the tracks – manacles
the above two lines...

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(chorus)
So Im just sitting in this rehab class
trying to get myself unhooked on ass
so then my teacher asked me a question
like boy are you over...

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(Mothers & Fathers Of Italian Americans),

Out of desperation one usurps their stead;
Picking up its broken pieces from the fragments of their head
I'm going to make...

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"Sensate"



In the blue hours
silky fingers trace lines
intuitively 
along the curving roads

a mysterious map 

uncharted territory
flames of blue 
kiss and burn along
the road home

She is braille
He...

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No antihistamine can 
unblock the lifetime
accumulation of stoppered emotional gunk
zapping, undermining, and polluting *****
mine early life in retrospective avast flunk
stripped mined wasteland qua sinkhole,

where eternal...

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MY DREAM

I want to see the northern lights 
blaze a trail across the dark skies of a starless night
I want to meet my hero from...

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If you don’t wanna flunk public school,
you gotta know the unwritten rules
And rule one: listen to your parents
Get your sleepy head out of bed
	and go...

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The escapist in me looks down
when a teacher scans the rows 
for a doubtful face to charge her questions
The escapist in me sleeps off
when i...

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