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Funny Flower Poems

These Funny Flower poems are examples of Flower poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Flower Funny poems written by international poets.


Goddess of Beauty
No words describe the beauty she expresses,
Her explicit beauty, which secretly professes, 
The Inherent quality of her magnificent character,
Her heart is a refuge and a...

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Categories: art, dream, flower, for



Flowers In The Field
Flowers on lovely morning
Fresh from every sight
Field full of lavenders adoring
Flank side of daisies makes eyes excite
Flying kites eyebrows raised playful children
Funny feeling engrain every...

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Categories: beauty, flower, happiness, nature,

Premium Member Mafia Obituary
Word for word your obituary was read 
everyone was there just like you said 
mostly enemies they weren't happy 
glancing at the photo you chose...

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Categories: angel, celebration, film, flower,

Premium Member Black Water Smack
Throughout my life dad and I have done many things together
graduating from Crayola, fishing and wiffleball
to tune-ups, casinos and funerals.

After one particularly salty funeral:
Dad and...

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Categories: flower, funeral, funny,

Premium Member Poet POTD
I'm a flower tickler
with a flower tickler's thumb
like my dog before me
although he's more of a philanthropist
than a poet, but, like him, I too bark
my...

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Categories: art, dog, flower, funny,



Premium Member Valentine's Day Is Xmas For Lovers
We all know that Christmas is commercialized
It is about business, profits and making money
So is Valentine's Day right now. Love is for sale
Hearts are on...

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Categories: christmas, dream, flower, heart,

Hand Me a Crepe, Myrtle
As the garden grows…


This one is For Sythia  
       Rose may not agree  
She’s the one who...

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Categories: flower, fun, funny, garden,

Can You Take This Flower, Funny Dialog
Can you take this flower?
Why?
You meant why?
Yes ! Why? 
Take it please?
So Why? 
You meant again Why? 
Forcing me , Why? 
It is yours
Liar! 
Why...

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Categories: flower, 12th grade, funny, funny

I Still Love You - Christen Kuikoua
How Can you deny the love you feel
When that Special person is Right Next to you
How to pretend you don’t see ?
How to tell her...

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Categories: flower, 10th grade, confusion, devotion,

Premium Member Surprise
fine new fernery
two forgotten dahlias
innocently bud...

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Categories: flower, funny, garden, green,

Premium Member Midnight Blooms
I was a very enthusiastic gardener, who loved being surrounded by beauty,
Like the songbirds that visit cherry trees, with a taste for something fruity.

I adored...

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Categories: fantasy, flower, garden, happiness,

Premium Member Prunellas Majestic Myrtles
Prunella loved the color purple,
planting some lovely Crepe Myrtle’s;
they had a humongous growth spurt,
all due to her nitro-rich dirt,
now her yard’s a Myrtle hurdle.


6-11-2022
Contest /...

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Categories: animal, flower, nature, poems,

Falling In Love
Can we meet again?
You, wearing your black jacket;
Me, empty in mind or thought.

You ask what I want.
I want long hours of chatter.
Know you are happy,
even...

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Categories: flower, 12th grade, august, black

Premium Member No Live Dead Flowers Grams Wants a Sports Car-
Grams, She said
don't give me thm dead flowers
plae em by the tree~

Dun giv me no live flowers
Fer they will wilt wit me
Dun giv me naw...

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Categories: adventure, analogy, car, flower,

April Showers and Fools
At the beginning of April,
We hear two things:
Joking around,
And hopping into spring

The "April Fools" concept,
It's a bit of a mess...
Everyone trying to
Exhibit some "finesse".

I've indeed...

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Categories: anger, april, flower, funny,