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fee free reality

philosophy is not...
some full-loss-of-fee nor
a full-loss-of-why

and

it also be not...
a full-loss-of-tickle nor
a full-loss-of-eye

its

cycle-logic-call means...
a full-sophist-tree perspective
wrt reality thoughts full-of-soap-eh!


len

CHOICES

Yesterday did you see,
At no time was I me,
Today I am, I be,
Sanity was my fee.

Yesterday had no goal,
An empty soul,
An overactive brain bowl,
The world smelt foul.

My mind carnal,
Appetite to life brutal,
Everyday a battle,
Daily burst a bubble.

Yesterday held loaded pistol,
Today am not a puzzle,
You and I equal,
View became global.

Christmas is tomorrow,
Forget guns and sorrow,
Only in kindness wallow,
And pride swallow

My road paved with pebbles,
Don’t associate with rebels,
Life has no medals,
Side with angels not devils.

Quonset On a Wooded Edge

While the fields and plains
Prepare for floods
The cold of fall and
Shortened days
I employ my mind to wintery
things
Preparation of a post
autumn gloom

A drizzle of truffle oil
upon the pheasants
enough to cause a
tease
Coupled up with
someone I love
To inspire a sweet
Romance

Quonset On a Wooded Edge

While the fields and plains
Prepare for floods
The cold of fall and
Shortened days
I employ my mind to wintery
things
Preparation of a post
autumn gloom

A drizzle of truffle oil
upon the pheasants
enough to cause a
tease
Coupled up with
someone I love
To inspire a sweet
Romance

Quonset On a Wooded Edge

While the fields and plains
Prepare for floods
The cold of fall and
Shortened days
I employ my mind to wintery
things
Preparation of a post
autumn gloom

A drizzle of truffle oil
upon the pheasants
enough to cause a
tease
Coupled up with
someone I love
To inspire a sweet
Romance

Stepping Out With My Lady

Gotta date
 with my baby
out on the town
with my gal
wearing the
 new shoes
my honey 
gave me
she's dolled up
in diamonds
 and pearls
stepping out 
with my lady
supper
 and dancing
what ah
 wonderful world

go to the rink
skate ah 
little while
she's got a fashion
she's gotta style
we'll skate a bit
and dance a while
I'll kiss her cheek
to make her smile

Disterate

Malo
she ah Ego taming
man shaming
backbiting
Lover of known
she got soothing curves
sexy hips
wearing makeup
and gloss on her lips
sexy lady
make it crazy
I can't help
but indulge myself

       Le Femme
She has flaws
it's just because
she been able to get
all the men she likes
course she knows best
and what with the rest
belittled and criticized
she likes the sound of
her voice
leaving little room for
others to
contribute too

Fee Fi Fo Fum

Echoes everywhere
Stomp Stomp
Who’s there?
A Giant says he
Being tall
The Giants call
I can destroy
People are like toys
Looking over the colony
Think of me as your majesty
King high above
A tall tree
My footsteps are my mark 
Traces of where I have been
I am tall from the top to the end
Witty and smart
The colony fears me
I am sight to seek
The Earth shakes when I move
It’s powerful in what I want to prove
That Jack is always being my search
He wants a battle with me
Who do you think will win?
Destiny my reward
A battle with a sword
I have a cold colony heart
Don’t let my temper stir up
I don’t get none
Alone and among
The Giant needs love sometimes
Happiness is sitting up in a tree
Searching but no find
A colony that is never kind too me
What do I do?
Otherwise has no surprise
This Giant just sits and waits
Let me stomp my foot loud in approval
The Giant has spoken
But never out done

No Win No Fee

No Win No Fee they call it
And it’s such a cause of shame
In todays strange society where
It’s somebody else to blame.
Nobody wants to accept 
Responsibility for any action,
Who can I sue these days
Being the usual reaction.
Burn yourself spilling coffee
Blame yourself not
Just sue the vendor for
Selling it to you too hot.

He should have realised
You’re probably a clumsy fool 
And sold you a coffee
That’s more than a little cool.
Somewhere a Legal Advisor
Rubs his hands with glee
Raking in his slice of 
Your award, No Win No Fee.

The soldier in combat
In the modern day strife
Reacts as he’s been trained
To save his comrades life.
Many years later
Over passage of time 
Can find he’s been accused
Of  historic War Crime.
And the past is revisited
As he fights to stay free
From an action that’s funded
Courtesy of No Win No Fee.

The hard eyed legal functionary
In his well tailored business suit
Watches the cash roll in 
From his speculative fruit
And cares not a fig about
Any ex squaddie like me
As he continues to exploit
His Golden Apple No Win No Fee

A Full - Oz - of Fee

a full loss of...'why?'
...be a knot as...
a full loss of 'fee!'

a philosophy be
...to untie...
a 'phi-loss' of 'why'

to fill 'loss of phi' be
...natures growth...
to 'full-awes'...of 'why?'

stans sand

Grandma Fee Is In Town

I sent her to the salon with her Grandma Fee.
Because they had both bothered and begged me.
How could it hurt? I wondered aloud to my man.
He laughed his guts out as only this idiot can.

She came home sporting a red spider head.
My husband laughed so hard, his face turned all red.
Grandma Fee said “she wanted it this way.”
My daughter skipped happily to school the next day.

All of the other kids wanted their hair done this way too.
My sister said “You should have known this, Little Boo.
Every time my Grandma Fee comes to town,
She turns our world delightfully upside down!

Cat Astro-Fee

Mitch McConnell knows how we feel
Now he's found Climate Change is real
But - with a fist-bump - 
Replied Donald Trump,
"Well, its my JD; we'll appeal!"

Fee and Free Ones

Fee and free 
Two different words 
But alike like to read 
Free is yes to all 
Fee is no to some 
Do and don’t ones

For Fee Not Free

Desire 
A degree 
Any way to agree 
Knowledge isn’t free
Some Schools for fee

For a Fee

For a fee, you can be
Anything, you want to be 
For a fee, you can see 
What you wanna see 
For a fee, you can be free 
For a fee, you can own
Without a note or a loan 
For a fee, you can have 
Whats all the rage 
For a fee, you can skip living in a cage 
For a fee, that felony you face 
Will get lost or misplaced 
For a fee, you can buy a job 
And be a leaderless slob 
For a fee, you can buy that ride 
To make strangers jealous and snicker on the side 
For a fee, you can have it all 
Live the good life and have a ball 
For a fee, life can be bought 	
But without that fee  
You’re not worth a thought 
For me, I wish to be free of the fee 
Because as you can see 
It’s not worth being sought

Eric (and sometimes not)

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