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The,goof fee

At the chime
of Father time
if you goof
with mind aloof
slave to fate
plans stalled late
Master will charge
like Madame Defarge.

Fee per copy

She used the incerating toilet to dispose of the horse dung.
it inspired someone to create an incinerater
for cattle , horse and pet waste.
the ashes could be used in mulch.
He titled it.
"Materails to Colonize Space'
the secrets of establish a colony in space.
they often dumped that dung into the old
hand-dug outhouses.
covering the dung with sawdust
so the oder wouldn't
ofend the next user.
But this idea ould be patented and alot of money could be made
by helping a lot of people do this thing.
It seemed a novel and humane way of thinking.

Written by: the Inventor and Salesperson 
 Language Of Patents
rights and processes
disclaimers and terms
maintenance fee'
priority and pending
variations like patent terms
esperson Sterculius or Stercutus
Patent Pending

    +++++ResoLute+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++==++++++++++++++++++++++++++++The guy who creates the elastic snap-on strap for pants to make pants waist expand and contract to your size
will be one wealthy suiter!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

LONG NIGHT

When the mind
Is being disturbed 
By the issues of life
All night becomes long
You can't sleep
Many manipulating 
Always Calculating 
Contemplating on how to overcome 
Steadily looking at time, waiting for dawn.

When things get plight 
You hopefully living life 
While the heart aches 
From lost and betrayals
You start panicking 
If you can't plug in
Whatever comes for free
Have a hidden fee
Either regret or insult
That's the result, when you lose the bond.

When life becomes bleak
Steady struggling 
To survive 
Until you revive 
From the low
To thy peak
You  become weak 
When errors are noticed 
But all efforts are been ignored.


Premium Member Fee Fye Foe

I Smell The Danger
Of An Ant Invasion!

Just: Give 'Em A Little Slack...

And They're Everywhere,
Gettin' Into Everything,
Leaving A Spore...

Ick. IT IS SAD!

Just: Head Back Down
That Beanstalk And
Leave The Geese Alone.

Or Not, Right?

Now I've Gotta Wipe 
You All Up...

Fummm.

-Gray Squirrel

11-18-2025

Premium Member fee free reality

philosophy is not...
some full-loss-of-fee nor
a full-loss-of-why

and

it also be not...
a full-loss-of-tickle nor
a full-loss-of-eye

its

cycle-logic-call means...
a full-sophist-tree perspective
wrt reality thoughts full-of-soap-eh!


len

Premium Member CHOICES


Yesterday did you see,
At no time was I me,
Today I am, I be,
Sanity was my fee.

Yesterday had no goal,
An empty soul,
An overactive brain bowl,
The world smelt foul.

My mind carnal,
Appetite to life brutal,
Everyday a battle,
Daily burst a bubble.

Yesterday held loaded pistol,
Today am not a puzzle,
You and I equal,
View became global.

Christmas is tomorrow,
Forget guns and sorrow,
Only in kindness wallow,
And pride swallow

My road paved with pebbles,
Don’t associate with rebels,
Life has no medals,
Side with angels not devils.


Quonset On a Wooded Edge

While the fields and plains
Prepare for floods
The cold of fall and
Shortened days
I employ my mind to wintery
things
Preparation of a post
autumn gloom

A drizzle of truffle oil
upon the pheasants
enough to cause a
tease
Coupled up with
someone I love
To inspire a sweet
Romance

Quonset On a Wooded Edge

While the fields and plains
Prepare for floods
The cold of fall and
Shortened days
I employ my mind to wintery
things
Preparation of a post
autumn gloom

A drizzle of truffle oil
upon the pheasants
enough to cause a
tease
Coupled up with
someone I love
To inspire a sweet
Romance

Quonset On a Wooded Edge

While the fields and plains
Prepare for floods
The cold of fall and
Shortened days
I employ my mind to wintery
things
Preparation of a post
autumn gloom

A drizzle of truffle oil
upon the pheasants
enough to cause a
tease
Coupled up with
someone I love
To inspire a sweet
Romance

Stepping Out With My Lady

Gotta date
 with my baby
out on the town
with my gal
wearing the
 new shoes
my honey 
gave me
she's dolled up
in diamonds
 and pearls
stepping out 
with my lady
supper
 and dancing
what ah
 wonderful world

go to the rink
skate ah 
little while
she's got a fashion
she's gotta style
we'll skate a bit
and dance a while
I'll kiss her cheek
to make her smile

Disterate

Malo
she ah Ego taming
man shaming
backbiting
Lover of known
she got soothing curves
sexy hips
wearing makeup
and gloss on her lips
sexy lady
make it crazy
I can't help
but indulge myself

       Le Femme
She has flaws
it's just because
she been able to get
all the men she likes
course she knows best
and what with the rest
belittled and criticized
she likes the sound of
her voice
leaving little room for
others to
contribute too

Premium Member Fee Fi Fo Fum

Echoes everywhere
Stomp Stomp
Who’s there?
A Giant says he
Being tall
The Giants call
I can destroy
People are like toys
Looking over the colony
Think of me as your majesty
King high above
A tall tree
My footsteps are my mark 
Traces of where I have been
I am tall from the top to the end
Witty and smart
The colony fears me
I am sight to seek
The Earth shakes when I move
It’s powerful in what I want to prove
That Jack is always being my search
He wants a battle with me
Who do you think will win?
Destiny my reward
A battle with a sword
I have a cold colony heart
Don’t let my temper stir up
I don’t get none
Alone and among
The Giant needs love sometimes
Happiness is sitting up in a tree
Searching but no find
A colony that is never kind too me
What do I do?
Otherwise has no surprise
This Giant just sits and waits
Let me stomp my foot loud in approval
The Giant has spoken
But never out done

No Win No Fee

No Win No Fee they call it
And it’s such a cause of shame
In todays strange society where
It’s somebody else to blame.
Nobody wants to accept 
Responsibility for any action,
Who can I sue these days
Being the usual reaction.
Burn yourself spilling coffee
Blame yourself not
Just sue the vendor for
Selling it to you too hot.

He should have realised
You’re probably a clumsy fool 
And sold you a coffee
That’s more than a little cool.
Somewhere a Legal Advisor
Rubs his hands with glee
Raking in his slice of 
Your award, No Win No Fee.

The soldier in combat
In the modern day strife
Reacts as he’s been trained
To save his comrades life.
Many years later
Over passage of time 
Can find he’s been accused
Of  historic War Crime.
And the past is revisited
As he fights to stay free
From an action that’s funded
Courtesy of No Win No Fee.

The hard eyed legal functionary
In his well tailored business suit
Watches the cash roll in 
From his speculative fruit
And cares not a fig about
Any ex squaddie like me
As he continues to exploit
His Golden Apple No Win No Fee

Premium Member A Full - Oz - of Fee

a full loss of...'why?'
...be a knot as...
a full loss of 'fee!'

a philosophy be
...to untie...
a 'phi-loss' of 'why'

to fill 'loss of phi' be
...natures growth...
to 'full-awes'...of 'why?'

stans sand

Premium Member Grandma Fee Is In Town

I sent her to the salon with her Grandma Fee.
Because they had both bothered and begged me.
How could it hurt? I wondered aloud to my man.
He laughed his guts out as only this idiot can.

She came home sporting a red spider head.
My husband laughed so hard, his face turned all red.
Grandma Fee said “she wanted it this way.”
My daughter skipped happily to school the next day.

All of the other kids wanted their hair done this way too.
My sister said “You should have known this, Little Boo.
Every time my Grandma Fee comes to town,
She turns our world delightfully upside down!

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