Grandma Fee Is In Town

I sent her to the salon with her Grandma Fee. Because they had both bothered and begged me. How could it hurt? I wondered aloud to my man. He laughed his guts out as only this idiot can. She came home sporting a red spider head. My husband laughed so hard, his face turned all red. Grandma Fee said “she wanted it this way.” My daughter skipped happily to school the next day. All of the other kids wanted their hair done this way too. My sister said “You should have known this, Little Boo. Every time my Grandma Fee comes to town, She turns our world delightfully upside down!