Grandma Fee Is In Town

I sent her to the salon with her Grandma Fee.
Because they had both bothered and begged me.
How could it hurt? I wondered aloud to my man.
He laughed his guts out as only this idiot can.

She came home sporting a red spider head.
My husband laughed so hard, his face turned all red.
Grandma Fee said “she wanted it this way.”
My daughter skipped happily to school the next day.

All of the other kids wanted their hair done this way too.
My sister said “You should have known this, Little Boo.
Every time my Grandma Fee comes to town,
She turns our world delightfully upside down!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Baker Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 4:29 PM
Fun Rhyme, fun read. Grandmas can really stir things up from time to time. Smiles ~ Blessings, Bill
Krutsinger Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 9:52 PM
Grandmas and Grandpas are the best!
Kiser Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 2:17 PM
What a fun Grandma.
Krutsinger Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 9:52 PM
Thank you!
Hankins Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 7:56 PM
And I'll bet the kids absolutely adore when she comes to visit. She breaks all the rules...because she can get away with it.
Krutsinger Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 9:53 PM
I break all the rules at everyone's house. Oops! I mean she breaks all the rules.
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