Fattening Poems | Examples

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Premium Member Xanthippe

        you're a grease-fire film
   attached to drywall like salt
            s  p   i   I   l  e   d
   over a cracked, unwashed shoulder,
   the dull toothache 
                          throbbing
   through a 3 a.m. call,
   growing older, sharper, colder...
                    get out of my mind!

   you aren't some gothic ghost 
             in a tragic shroud,
   but a raw static hiss on busted station;
       a sagging weight ,
                    a stationary, 
   stubborn-as-a-mule cloud,
                a parasite 
   fattening on my hesitation...
                     get out of my mind!
 
              like orange rust, 
      nibbling at a clean steel blade,
the bitter, permanent  
               ink-stain you've made;
no velvet darkness here, 
        no weeping willow, 
               just concrete bricks
in my chest, and grit on my pillow...
         oh, xanthippe....get out of my mind!

Hunger

The feeling of dread as I hear,
“Come for dinner.”
All I can truly think about:
“How many calories?”
“Will I gain weight?”
I’m truly scared that this is my fate.

Sitting in front of my toilet,
Two fingers stuck down my throat—
It’s a good feeling,
All I can do is boast.
I haven’t eaten in weeks;
It’s not foreign.
Is this really my calling?

They always say to me,
“You need to eat.”
But I don’t want to indulge
Into any delicious treat.
It’s too fattening.
Fat.
It’s my biggest fear to gain those pounds.

It’s scary, so I won’t eat.
After a while I couldn’t eat,
And it led me to no sleep.
Keep.
It’s not hard to keep words like these a secret;
In this world, beauty is all I believe in.

Grievance.
I grieve for the old me,
The one who didn’t care about food troubles,
Or the fact that I want a McDouble.
But I can’t—
I truly can’t.

It’s a struggle to not eat.
I swear it’s killing me.
I can’t stomach it.
I’ll be like this forever...
Well, I’ll just have to dwell in it.

Premium Member Whoopie Pie

Wonderfully infamous Maine sweet treat, sometimes called whoopsie.
Happiness from your first bite of chocolate cream filled cakes.
Only to disappear soon after you make them.
Optional flavors of chocolate, maple, raspberry, and peanut butter too.
Pumpkin ones in the fall are all the rage!
Icing can be in many flavors; cream cheese, vanilla, or something new.
Every bite is decadent, fattening and satisfying.

People even attend a whoopie pie festival every year.
I found that my grandmother hid a stash in her freezer, no one knew.
Easy to make and enjoy; Marjorie Standish has the best recipe too!


Premium Member The Bun Run

Wanting a little fun  

Depart on a run  

Seeking bakery pastry buns  

Tasty and sweet  

Jogging through the village street  

Enduring the athletic heat  

Conquering the feat  

Can not be beat 

Enjoying the run  

For pastry buns  

Not caring where you are from  

Only greeted with a ‘welcome’  

Take a bite  

Time is not tight  

During the bun  

Run  

Done for fun  

Fattening those bottom cheeks  

While everyone speaks  

Bragging every week  

About climbing the peaks  

Featured on the bun  

Run  

Done  

For fun  

Where Danishes are great  

Even know competitors gained too much weight

Mars, Musk and Bond ggirls

Mars, Musk, And  Bond Girls

Mars is again in the news, and Musk has been silent
about going to Mars, perhaps he has found 
Another planet more suitable to his temperament 
We read that four women are going to Mars, mainly
because they have been astronauts and know 
a thing or two about the limitless space if one gets
to far out can disappear into a time that does not
exist and are doomed to fly while drinking tea from
a straw, worrying about whether sugar is fattening.
It might be possible to unclog the dust in hidden
river beds on Mars, it might be  that the dust is dry water
that, if we have a magic formula, will spring to life
sing like a waterfall in April, create sweet dams
and a landscape unspoiled by the ugly  windmills  
Should Elon Musk take a renewed interest in
Mars, he has the will to go there, but will he when
As a leader, introduce democracy among the crew
or demand Mars as an authoritarian regime

Premium Member Holiday Foods

Holiday recipes created by others
Christmas dishes decorated in festive colors
Laden with sugar and salt sweet and sour
Where is my long-gone missing will power?

Any dieting I did before I left at the moors
When families meet, my appetite soars
Fattening foods and decorated tables outdo each other
An amusement for a professional cook, my grandmother


Premium Member Hay Fields

Hay Fields

Harvest of ripened fodder yields
In rolls of hay littering the fields.
Golden, dried under the sun,
For livestock winter consumption;

Who still graze in rich fall pastures,
Unaware of summer’s departure,
Fattening on earth’s green grasses,
Basking in the warmth of contentment.

Crops of vegetables: corn and potatoes;
Grains of barley, oats, flax, wheat, and canola.
Combines reaping, threshing, and winnowing
With other machinery, then tilling of the soil.

Where the farmer stands proudly gazing
Upon the harvest yield of their labour.
The fallow land, soon to be covered in snow
Awaits spring planting and growth revival.

Premium Member Election Day Prayer

Oh Lord, hear this prayer!
Not for my party winning.
Not for fattening my wallet.
Not for riding my hobby horse.
Not for idolizing my sacred cow.
But for your divine wisdom to prevail.

Oh Lord, hear this prayer!
Open our blinded eyes.
Open our eyes to truth.
Open our eyes to justice.
Open our eyes to goodness.
Open our eyes to humility.
Open our eyes to honor.
Open our eyes to mercy.
Open ALL of our eyes.
Let it not be too late.


(See also my related poems “The 2023rd Psalm” and “How Would Jesus Vote?”

Seasons

Fresh spots of violet creak through the sky
Silently, violently assaulting the eye
Lavenders blush in the sweetest of hue
Spring has arrived with the calmness of blue

Soft summer rain dapples the floor
Raindrops like diamonds on the old barnyard door
The orange of sunset, as the dragonflies glow
And the mesmerised sounds, as the young cattle low

Warm autumn apples fall from the bough
To be sprinkled with honey for the fattening sow
Pumpkins erupt in shimmering gold
As the sheep return leisurely to the warmth of the fold

Crisp winter cold is dark and succinct
Foreboding clouds all around, as the sun is extinct
The jingle of sleigh bells can be heard up ahead 
As the enveloping stillness leads you to bed

Premium Member Happy 70th

Some days I am twelve or thirteen
Other days I am eight or nineteen
Age is nothing at all, which I have now seen
Glad to be an artist and poetry queen

I have no advice for you, for I do not live your way
Except to enjoy every nook and cranny of every day
Be yourself, and never be afraid to play
Dancing is great, if your ankles will sway

I say to my youngers, do everything you want to do now
I have trouble walking in pastures, out to my cow
take the trips, and eat that sweet, fattening chow
do things that amaze others, make them say “wow!”

Seventy is the new fifty, is what I heard last week.
Fifty was never the age that I planned to seek.
Do what you want, never be too mild or meek
Seventy likes to sit with bare feet in the creek.

Some days you will feel like twelve or twenty-two.
This is quite normal; I know. I am seventy-two.
Do whatever you need for your soul to do.
to be the best you; to be the best YOU.

Premium Member Growth

candy thoughts sweetheart 
fattening hearts swelling is art
baby blooms in June

Premium Member THE HEIFER TAKES THE LEAD

two cows come down a hill;
they’ve come down before;
and again they shall…
unless Noah finds them
wandering off
takes them under his wing
of two by two;
enjoys the milk of she
& the horny glance of he
& the frightened glimpse of she
when she sees the fattening of the bull.

the heifer decides on further examination
not to take the hill
like Jack & Jill
because 
on their last encounter
a stick figure was seen on the horizon;
could be he
and she knows where that leads.

Listening to Downtempo on a Sunday Evening

the earnest feeling that   
everything and nothing      
is wrong

everything's *****ed     
and so damn beautiful      
in its ****ed-ness

the immensity of this 
tickles the fingertip 
like a salted crumb      
on cat's whiskers 

it doesn’t matter     
which way you read your lines

(which way do you read them?)

as the corners of your mouth 
become etched with the fattening burden      
of Serenity

Pretzels

Pretzels come in many shapes,
Like rods and twists and sticks,
Some with salt and some without,
Depending on your fix.

I’ve tasted some with honey
Or with onion or with cheese
Or those peanut-butter filled ones,
Which some fans will surely please.

There are jalapeño pretzels 
For the snackers who like spice
And now mini pretzels line the shelves,
But here is my advice -

If you think too many pretzels 
Might just end up on your hips,
Do not worry, for they are 
A lot less fattening than chips!

Premium Member Song of The Sandhill Crane No 1: ABAB

A descension of value bows night scenes,
the purple canopy edges its hoist,
spirits cool Platte River to lose its sheen,
Nebraskans wake to clarion fields voiced.
A loyal guest calls, it's the Sandhill Cranes,
dancing lessons, fields fattening corn orts,
pecking and choosing established campaigns.
Last state, go afoul, -- a date with the courts.
Locals aid their tally, most from afar,
It is nature's clock, all good things must end,
fly north to breed, and brood, and up to par,
A month's here, till next year, that's how the trend.
Awnings grey, triumphant stirs, the tension,
inspiring, crescendo ... the ascension.

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