Short Fattening Poems

most always are...
immoral...illegal...or...
fattening...and fun

stan sand...

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Haiku
Autumns demure light 
When plants arouse for a last 
Display of beauty 

Haiku
September, the time 
When pigs get more swill to eat 
    Fattening them for Yule...

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feast
necessary, nutritious
satisfying, fortifying, energizing
vitamins, minerals, cholesterol, trans fat
fattening, addicting, sickening
poisonous, toxic
famine

6/20/19

Sparkling Diamonds Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: Joseph May...

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As I Was Walking In the Snow

the snow, a fattening marshmallow 
like Leaves of Grass lent to Longfellow
same dog eared look
of well read book
it must be old, it’s turning yellow


©2/16/2018

submitted to – As I was Walking in the Snow – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Kevin Shaw...

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Always
be
careful,
Don't
eat
fattening
garbage.
Help others,
Initiate,
Just do your best,
Kiss daily,
Love often,
Money doesn't solve everything,
No 
one 
person is perfect,
Quick
reflexes
save
time
unless
variables get in the 
way,
X marks the spot,
Zesty poem, huh?...

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The Mall
has got its own belltower
like modern church
for capitalism.
Hundreds of shops
selling the obvious
garish colours.
Many restaurants 
serving a variety 
of burgers and fattening food.
There is no art here
not much to see
if you don´t care
about
high heeled shoes
and burgers...

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I love my half and half,
I drink it everyday,
And I don't care if it's fattening,
I'll drink it anyway,
I try all kinds of flavors,
And pour it in my brew,
And when I get tired of one kind,
I'll switch to somethin new,
When my coffee needs a kick,
And the brew is startin to get bitter,
I know when I go shoppin I can always find something better! :)...

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A handsome man tall, slim and about 225 pounds,
Asked me out for a seafood dinner on our first date,
Still eats everything fattening, I know how that sounds,
Some twenty-eight years later, I still have a 225 pound mate,
That sucks, I’m not fat ~ just really, really short for my weight.




October 8, 2011
For Nancy Jone’s Contest
“Things That Suck”...

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Where do the lies go 
That you tell yourself 
Do they take root 
And feed upon your health
Fattening themselves 
Then like a dart 
Finding nourishment 
Into your willing heart. 

Don't tell me 
You don't feel them there. 
The lies never die 
They furnish their lair 
What do we lose? 
Self respect the ego fall 
Our own sense of worth
The biggest lie of all....

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Health Food

natural, low-calorie

nourishing, strengthening, boring

kale, *kimchi, chips, chocolate

tantalizing, satisfying, fattening

salty, sweet

Junk Food


*Kimchi is the national health food of Korea, fermented vegetables, particularly cabbage. It's nasty-tasting stuff, but to each his own.

For the Diamante Poem Contest of Caren Krutsinger...

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No more cookies, no more chips,
No more fattening yummy dips.

No more ice cream, no more cake,
No more doughnuts on a break.

No more milkshakes, no more fries,
No more bread and no more pies.

No more sugar and no more fat,
All these things have made me fat.

No more candy that's for sure!
I wonder how long I'll endure?

From these temptations I must flee,
If I want to have less of me.

8/29/13...

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I tell myself
You look pretty good ( for your age!)
Get out and live, take a chance

I tell myself
Those french fries won’t hurt
                 That salt’s not a problem
Get up and dance

That ice cream’s not fattening
                That chocolate’s not bad
That burgers okay  
Well what can I say

I tell myself
You can do it, you can make it
But best of all is that
                       Sometimes, I listen...

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500 grms Stardust
2 Tablespoons of Rose dew
2 Tablespoons of Lavender
Zest of suggestion
25 Kisses
50 Smiles
10 Pieces of candle light
25 Heartbeats
 2 Holding hands
12 Passion flowers
Sprinklea few more kisses
Slowly blend with half litre
of joyful tears
Stir with Cupids arrow until
of a beautiful consistancy
Pinch of baking powder
just to get he rise
Cook in the perfect ambience

Tis non fattening, but eat in
moderation, beware of the
consequences...

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We should stop eating all of these fattening foods.
Turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy at the ready.
But yet, it is Thanksgiving week and they put us in good moods.
You start the potatoes, I‘ll warm the potatoes, I tell Freddy.

We used to buy vegetables, but they always got thrown out.
We are both contenders for serious conditions including gout.
But we like our red meat, our liquor, our taters and our sweets.
We definitely cannot give up bacon, ham, or t-bone beefs....

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The groundhog is about
she’s fattening up 
on hedgerow shadows.

Winter babies are carried 
in small wombs over stark ground,
they have eyes and mouths by now,
almost human paws.
The snuffle of small rodents 	
awakens more as yet unborn.

My own inner child
opens its eyes, calls out once.
From all directions,
brown in-uterine orbs
glance my way.

Dawn, like a stripper, 
takes off her long black gloves,
arrives in white thighs,
remembers that she too
is a working mother....

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The questions hang like skin tags.
A broken mirror, stabs
during birth of time.

We have got to do it, save it
in its infancy, before it is submerged
along with the temple of fake gods :-

before it is plagiarized by the
polity. The wives were fattening
on art of running the state

from behind the curtains. Would
you like to sign on my skin ?
Your death wish ? I am washing

my sins today. It is bit cold
here in the blue lake of tears. Now
you can hold my arm for final plunge.



Satish Verma...

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