Embarrased Poems - Poems about Embarrased

...Learning a heart beats makes life go fast My heart beats twice as fast as you think and half as fast as I remember When the rainbow came out over my grandmother's wet face in the rain in a c......Read the rest...

...When I was 14 yrs old... I never thought I would turn the magical 16... that would be the time I could get my drivers license and a job. Boy was I big stuff then. ......Read the rest...

...Seeking Brunswick Beacon This is our local newspaper for Brunswick County and Bolivia, North Carolina. They have been including poems in their Letters To The Editor who are a predator wanting......Read the rest...

... When you got delivered from the Chinese kennel cell, you gave good doggy praise to man Didn’t have enough sense to give thanks to God first What’s even worst, you didn’t thank God at......Read the rest...

...Svetlana appeared on my computer today She’s so pretty, it can’t be denied But I'm happily married for 26 years So I don’t need an Internet bride! Oh crikey an email advert has just......Read the rest...

...His clothes were smelling liquor and vomit of the previous night, together with the rubbish bin that he tripped over, as he tried to look for an exit from the bar, in the middle of the night. ......Read the rest...

...She's in the cut, with a different kind of fabric  She earns minimum wage, but her Instagram is lavish  Trust me I don't know how she keeps the balance  Probably got a married man who injects cash......Read the rest...

...Be Embarrased by Arms The right of a person to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed upon when in a well-regulated militia necessary for the security of a free state. In other words, if you......Read the rest...

...She said "I'll show you mine if you're willing to show me yours." I didn't waste a second I promptly dropped my drawers! I was rather embarrased She looked and started to giggle My little man......Read the rest...

...Just As I Am ________________________________ I'm a diamond in the rough, where as I'm pretty to look at, I have rough edges that cut deep Hold me under a mag glass to see my flaws see, ......Read the rest...

...its the feeling that feels just so right its the feeling you feel when you no longer have to fight its when of one person you become very fond its when you both share a very strong bond its t......Read the rest...

...Funny Farts ______________________ It's really kinda funny, the sounds the body makes although it's really gross the laughter it creates. Some make a tootie toot, while others blow a horn ......Read the rest...

...He would send me flowers alway apologizing He would feed me when i was sick He never cared if it was contagious I use to laugh when he got it We us to go to the movies He would pay my way we w......Read the rest...

...He is my prince he is my love my strength, my weakness, my reason for smiling You know He lets me know How beautiful I am How strong I am He reminds me Am his princess He brings me bac......Read the rest...

...Just a loud, lonely, drunk old lady Bumping her head against the widow My assigned seat was next to hers She asked, "Have we taken off or what?" (Yes ma'am, we're already in the air) Some of the......Read the rest...