Best Embarrased Poems

Be Embarrased by Arms

The right of a person to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed upon when in a
well-regulated militia necessary for the...

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She said "I'll show you mine
if you're willing to show me yours."
I didn't waste a second
I promptly dropped my drawers!

I was rather embarrased
She looked and...

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There once was a man with spaghetti for hair
It was long. It was stringy, and it flew everywhere

It was white. It was sticky. It collected...

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She's in the cut, with a different kind of fabric 
She earns minimum wage, but her Instagram is lavish 
Trust me I don't know how she keeps...

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Just As I Am
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 I'm a diamond in the rough,
 where as I'm pretty to look at,
 I have rough edges that cut deep
 Hold...

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Tremolo to a vibrato

when loud words
are coughed forth
from the inside.
A chest aches -
and history repeats itself.

Adaggio calls me again -
deaf ears stretch
my arms open
and upside...

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Svetlana appeared on my computer today
She’s so pretty, it can’t be denied
But I'm happily married for 26 years
So I don’t need an Internet bride!

Oh crikey...

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Funny Farts
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It's really kinda funny,
the sounds the body makes
although it's really gross
the laughter it creates.

Some make a tootie toot,
while others blow a horn
some fizzle before...

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Learning a heart beats makes life go fast
My heart beats twice as fast as you think
and half as fast as I remember


When the rainbow came...

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His clothes were smelling liquor and vomit
of the previous night,
together with the rubbish bin that he tripped
over, as he tried to look for an exit...

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Seeking Brunswick Beacon

This is our local newspaper for
Brunswick County and Bolivia,
North Carolina. They have been
including poems in their Letters
To The Editor who are a predator
wanting...

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He is my prince
he is my love
my strength,
my weakness,
my reason for smiling

You know
He lets me know
How beautiful I am
How strong I am
He reminds me
Am his...

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Just a loud, lonely, drunk old lady
Bumping her head against the widow
My assigned seat was next to hers
She asked, "Have we taken off or what?"
(Yes...

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Old man sitting in his room
adorned with worn-out slippers,
too embarrased to remove
them without toenail clippers.
He let his toenails grow too long,
he knows he's acted badly.
"What...

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I looked in awe across the room
it seemed quite empty ~ only her
she must have weighed 300# cured
and ate at will, quite well I'm sure.

What...

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