Ejaculations Poems - Poems about Ejaculations

No exit allows egress

...No exit allows egress...

forever dooming how the missus and I relate
where interplay, foreplay and coldplay 
insinuated themselves within mine pate,
once I espied and entered trap door to late,...

I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

...I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

hence immediately this birdman
wishes to escape into his eyrie
or seriously considers joining a nunnery
mainly for the less common slang defi...

18 Ejaculations

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My Eternal God and my all
Sacred Heart of Father (Fr.) Christ
(Please) have mercy on us
Mother of Mercy (Please) pray for us
Mother Mary
Father Christ
 St. Joseph

Poetry Form: Free Verse
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ABORTED REALITY

...Stolen and re-rooted here,
We can no longer be as 
Their virgin forest—
Raped and impregnated
By heirs of  their slavery,
And rechained with infertile
Emancipation ejaculations:-

With this c...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea

...Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my head
considered one among many pos...

TRUMPETER SCUMBAGSAURUS

...In the North American elections
That we could call  erections “made in USA” 
How many Republican brays have won a government
Losing with great sorrow other democratic brays.
After the greeting be...

Let us bear witness to arm and blindfold

...Let us bear witness to arm and blindfold...
each candidate for president of United States
and therefore witness a duel (to the death)
between Biden and Trump to determine
who occupies Oval Office...

Omnipresent lurch toward authoritarianism

...The views and opinions herewith extemporized to spur discourse with me, or to be mindful when exercising the right to vote in the country of your existence, which expressed intimation predicated upon...

Impossible Mission To Sleep On Opposite Side of Marital Bed

...Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...

Oddly enough even 
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping 
cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls
some resemb...

The Creep Alias Harvey Specter

...got what he wanted at my expense.

Said crack fast talking
hacker and scammer
pulled figurative wool over my eyes
going incognito and speaking a clipped
English mien his disguise.

He appeare...

In the Manse Market For a Preowned Spa House

...In the manse market for a preowned spa house

Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison
to a kid scaling El Capitan
of Yosemite National Park,
nevertheless me, a dry witted husband
self emasculate...

Read Poem For Title

...Rather than contact tech savvy Macbook Pro technician

Computer technology a dog send
boot also a source of woe,
cuz prohibitive costs charged by technicians
to troubleshoot Macbook Pro
just re...

Poem Revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 At 1500 Hours

...Poem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior 
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women, 
based upon a charact...

Encounter With Guardian Angel January 20th 2022

...Encounter with guardian angel January 20th, 2022

We (myself and thee missus)
experienced shell shock
analogous to war weary soldiers
back home from the western front
experiencing battlefield f...

Holiday Magic Courtesy Potluck Dinners Exuded Delicious Aroma At 324 Level Road

...Mother would patschke
early that day in the kitchen,
and recruit any guest, who
blindly ambled thru front door
suddenly trapped unwittingly
squarely (triangulated) into kitchen
forcibly impress...

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