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Dry Humor
Dry Humor Poems - Poems about Dry Humor
Per Paparazzi
...Watching & waiting while in hiding and faking Views for the taking but unaware what is waiting Freezing & shaking but is it fear or its weather? Snapshots for the taking posing for them cuz i......
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Jasen Ridley
Categories:
dry humor,
meaningful, perspective, philosophy, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Puzzling Relationship
...Puzzling Relationship Our edges seem so similar Meant to fit, snuggly together The tongue of your dry humor Locks into the Grove of my clever wit Forming attachments in every aspect of our l......
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Crystol Woods
Categories:
dry humor,
change, divorce, extended metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
I Posit Picayune Propensities Prevail Among Pesky Management
...I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management Most favored renter status imposed on us i.e. meaning myself; (one tarnished prince of Highland Manor) and the missus, his princess ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
dry humor,
abuse, america, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
John Hamilton
...John is a Christian man, a philosopher, and a poet that offers his talents, beliefs, and insights to all honestly, openly, and with a compassionate, understanding heart, ......
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Emile Pinet
Categories:
dry humor,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Acrostic
Distant Friends
...Sometimes friends that are far away can be your best friend He lives in Malta Which is 7,609 km in distance from where I am I came to PoetrySoup in Jan of 2016 Obviously, at first, I......
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Winged Warrior
Categories:
dry humor,
friendship, inspiration, mentor,
Form:
Narrative
Saguaro
...There once was a shutterbug named Louie Whose dry humor was a trifle screwy. To a saguaro he said Hands up lest I shoot you dead. A shot; a flash; kablooey went Louie. Date: 07/01/2019 Sponso......
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David Drowley
Categories:
dry humor,
crazy, humor, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
Blues For Rafaa
...We worked together in the airless cubicle gulag on the surface of the moon during the last ice age Diligently scurrying under the bright artificial lights composing odes to poverty with grea......
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Barry Levy
Categories:
dry humor,
death, death of a
Form:
Elegy
Thunderous Applause
...A summer storm has struck upon the stage. Like clouds, faces in the crowd change to black. As lightning triggers sudden disengage, tonight’s entertainment can stay on track. The wit he’s stored......
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Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
dry humor,
humor, rain, summer,
Form:
Rhyme
Transient Man
...He said it out loud, as if for them to hear I think I'm done here Departure time has drawn near He said it again, like a song He said he would fold his clothes Place them in a grocery bag Whi......
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Kenny Gwena
Categories:
dry humor,
addiction, allegory, allusion, analogy,
Form:
Elegy
Me Thinks
...OH NO ME THINKS I HAVE DRY HUMOR ME THINKS Me thinks my foot went under Oh what a sight I do utter My man did say a hard blunder Oh no, I did do a shiver I now see him go asunder.. Jus......
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Theresa Cw
Categories:
dry humor,
fun, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Light Verse
Remembering....Ron
...Each of us has a unique set of memories when we think of someone. Each of us has our own "piece" of him that we take through life. These few are just some of the memories I keep as treasures of......
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Daniel Cwiak
Categories:
dry humor,
brother, death, dedication, family,
Form:
Blank verse
Question
...Who are you? A seamingly simple question. That just requires a four word answer. I am my name, but that is not my answer. My blood is southern aritcrat, with the pride of the wandering gypsey in m......
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Natalie Lekang
Categories:
dry humor,
people, philosophy, social, me,
Form:
Free verse