Dorothy Poems - Poems about Dorothy

There once was a woman named Dorothy Dorothy liked to pee in her porridge Said it added flavor Thats just what I gave her Wonder what she puts on her ice cream ...

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Trust She's lost No more threats Slammed the door shut More false accusations from her warped mind ...

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Dorothy Sally loved her pie, kept it for herself Had cherry, gooseberry and cherry on a shelf In her freezer she had hidden key lime and pecan You won’t get a piece though she has six strawberry chiffon Dorothy Sally does not share her sweet pies ever Her brother sneaks them out, he is extremely clever...

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In a cyclone, Dorothy was swept, To the land of Oz with a dog she kept, There she killed a wicked witch, They rejoiced she killed the b*tch, Then she realised she was lost, she wept. A good witch gave her a silver shoe, To go back home, a Wizard has the clue, So for the warlock, she searched. A brain-hungry Scarecrow perched, Near...

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Miss Dorothy Gale , European was forced to learn language Ozian. Book ‘Wizard of OZ’- She read from A to Z, and encountered witty magician. ...

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Dorothy and her lovely small dog Toto. Were all taken up in a fierce tornado. Ran into three helpless bobos. A Tin man, Lion, and Scarecrow. No Wizard needed, just the Dr Phil show. The three went to see Dr. Phil, a PHD. No heart for the Tin man, just psychotherapy. Told the Lion to get a set, and the Scarecrow to not...

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There once was Glenda with slippers to share. Dorothy liked better Prada devil’s pair. She ducked behind Oz’s curtain To do what is uncertain, But the Lion put a crib in his lair. ...

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Wizard Of Oz Limerick Poetry Contest Charles Messina Dorothy and her dog Toto collide Up they go on a magic carpet ride From Kansas home, they whirled To a make-believe world They were in Oz to find the other side...

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When Dorothy and Tin Man were dating She didn’t prepare for the mating Til’ she heard a bang And shouted out, “Dang, Something inside there’s inflating” Since Dorothy’s one chick he lusted Poor Tin said he was disgusted Coz there was no oil can Nearby them at hand To free up his zipper now rusted As Tin was kissing Dorothy’s lips He sadly knew he had...

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Wicked Witch of the West always jealous Her green skin couldn't be seen near the trellis. Cackling at Dorothy, you’re Not in Kansas anymore Scarecrows are all you will get for fellas. What happens in your world is your problem. It's what's in your heart and soul, a poem. ...

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Dorothy's friends comprised a quite motley lot Wanted Wizard to fix things that were shot. Thought Wizard surely must know best fixes for poor ego Instead he said "These guys the best you've got?"...

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Dorothy was a major character throughout this refreshing novel. The next in the series sees Dorothy as a chapter. Is Dorothy there within the succeeding book? Yes, there she is. She’s a chapter’s section, and often called Dot. So beautiful is Dorothy, so delightful is Dot. Where is Dot? Ah, there in the next. A teensy-weensy presence: a paragraph - but she is there. Dot is...

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I have worked in ten schools as a school counselor. I have had twelve administrators over twenty-seven years. This one was the quintessential ridiculous administrator. Let’s call her Dorothy Doo Wrong. Dorothy Doo Wrong compartmentalized grades 3rd-5th. It ensures that the teachers never get to bond with their class. It is impossible to bond with children you only see half the...

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I have worked in ten schools as a school counselor. I have had twelve administrators over twenty-seven years. This one was the quintessential ridiculous administrator. Let’s call her Dorothy Doo Wrong. Dorothy Doo Wrong compartmentalized grades 3rd-5th. This ensures teachers never get to bond with their class. It is impossible to bond with children you only see half the time. Dorothy Doo...

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Gate to adventures Portal to foreign lands, That mystical caress The calm of sunset And the flame of brilliance, Stare not for too long, Unless you give into a trans, And live your life Chasing unpromised beauty....

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