Dorothy Poems

Limerick of Dorothy

There once was a woman named Dorothy
Dorothy liked to pee in her porridge
Said it added flavor
Thats just what I gave her
Wonder what she puts on her ice cream

Dorothy

Trust
She's lost
No more threats
Slammed the door shut
More false accusations from her warped mind

dorothy Sally Pies

Dorothy Sally loved her pie, kept it for herself
Had cherry, gooseberry and cherry on a shelf
In her freezer she had hidden key lime and pecan
You won’t get a piece though she has six strawberry chiffon
Dorothy Sally does not share her sweet pies ever
Her brother sneaks them out, he is extremely clever

Dorothy in the land of Oz

In a cyclone, Dorothy was swept,
To the land of Oz with a dog she kept,
There she killed a wicked witch,
They rejoiced she killed the b*tch,
Then she realised she was lost, she wept.

A good witch gave her a silver shoe,
To go back home, a Wizard has the clue,
So for the warlock, she searched.
A brain-hungry Scarecrow perched,
Near

Dorothy in OZ

   Miss Dorothy Gale , European
    was forced to learn language Ozian.
          Book ‘Wizard of OZ’-
          She read from A to Z,
   and encountered witty magician.
 
   

Dorothy Toto The Gang and Dr Phil

Dorothy and her lovely small dog Toto.
Were all taken up in a fierce tornado.
Ran into three helpless bobos.
A Tin man, Lion, and Scarecrow.
No Wizard needed, just the Dr Phil show.

The three went to see Dr. Phil, a PHD.
No heart for the Tin man, just psychotherapy.
Told the Lion to get a set,
and the Scarecrow to not

Dorothy

There once was Glenda with slippers to share.
Dorothy liked better Prada devil’s pair.
She ducked behind Oz’s curtain
To do what is uncertain,
But the Lion put a crib in his lair.

Dorothy And Toto Outta To See The Wizzard

Wizard Of Oz Limerick Poetry Contest
Charles Messina


Dorothy and her dog Toto collide
Up they go on a magic carpet ride
From Kansas home, they whirled
To a make-believe world
They were in Oz to find the other side

Dorothy And The Tin Man

When Dorothy and Tin Man were dating
She didn’t prepare for the mating
Til’ she heard a bang
And shouted out, “Dang,
Something inside there’s inflating”

Since Dorothy’s one chick he lusted
Poor Tin said he was disgusted
Coz there was no oil can
Nearby them at hand
To free up his zipper now rusted

As Tin was kissing Dorothy’s lips
He sadly knew he had

Dorothy and the Lion

Wicked Witch of the West always jealous
Her green skin couldn't be seen near the trellis.
    Cackling at Dorothy, you’re 
    Not in Kansas anymore
Scarecrows are all you will get for fellas.

What happens in your world is your problem.
It's what's in your heart and soul, a poem.
   

The Wizard of Oz

Dorothy's friends comprised a quite motley lot
Wanted Wizard to fix things that were shot.
         Thought Wizard surely must know
          best fixes for poor ego
 Instead he said "These guys the best you've got?"

Dorothy is Dot

Dorothy was a major character
throughout this refreshing novel.
The next in the series sees
Dorothy as a chapter.

Is Dorothy there within
the succeeding book? Yes, there she is.
She’s a chapter’s section, and often called Dot.
So beautiful is Dorothy, so delightful is Dot.

Where is Dot? Ah, there in the next.
A teensy-weensy presence:
a paragraph - but she is there.
Dot is

Dorothy Doo Wrong

I have worked in ten schools as a school counselor.
I have had twelve administrators over twenty-seven years.
This one was the quintessential ridiculous administrator.
Let’s call her Dorothy Doo Wrong.

Dorothy Doo Wrong compartmentalized grades 3rd-5th.
It ensures that the teachers never get to bond with their class.
It is impossible to bond with children you only see half the

Dorothy Doo Wrong

I have worked in ten schools as a school counselor.
I have had twelve administrators over twenty-seven years.
This one was the quintessential ridiculous administrator.
Let’s call her Dorothy Doo Wrong.

Dorothy Doo Wrong compartmentalized grades 3rd-5th.
This ensures teachers never get to bond with their class.
It is impossible to bond with children you only see half the time.

Dorothy Doo

Dorothy Dandridge Eyes

Gate to adventures 
Portal to foreign lands,
That mystical caress 
The calm of sunset
And the flame of brilliance,
Stare not for too long,
Unless you give into a trans,
And live your life
Chasing unpromised beauty.

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