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APROPOS OF DING DONG DITCH AND PALS

APROPOS OF DING DONG DITCH AND PALS

Literally, AI pranks
Have caused suicides:-
One while on the computer;
The other by a back shot:-
This may sound funny,
But death is no silly joke;
Neither should pranks be:-
Putting all in perspective,
In half of a month,
Check out “AI Psychosis”
And its friend, “Sycophancy”!?!
As must be with war,
Let us crack down on greed and
Its collateral damage:
At least give this all some thought:-

Daisies Mean no Disrespect to Ding

Bumblebee Ding pollinates the daisies as the grasshoppers sing
The daisies like him, but here’s the thing, they call him a ding-a-ling
Not to be disrespectful, but it is their privilege and their way
For daisies are the flowers that want to forever play.

The Jingbut Ding

the town of Jingbut
had a ding
that chimed and chimed
did ring and ring
and a mystery
was this loudly thing

for over air
and garden came
straight through house
each room the same
for where you were
it did not wane

an all around
an everywhere
incessant ringing
to the ear
an omnipresent
far and near

it was a witch
as told by some
whose voice aloud
when she was hung
a curse to all
she deathfully sung

others tell
of murdering
or ghost or phantom
or of goblin
a demon’s
episodic rambling

then just as quick
as it had started
it wasn’t there
as strange it ended
gone, gone
but for how long

no-one knew
why it had been
but oft it rang
this haunting ring
that held the town
the Jingbut ding

Ring Ding Dong Our favorite Song

Social cohesion and consideration
the collective good
In excess one who prioritize there
needs and perspective's excessively
a negative consequence of extreme 
individualism
making it harder to relate to others
by creating an extreme condition
not caring about others experiences
 and perspectives or putting on a 
empathises on individuals: without
creating ties with or within a
said community. Culverting shifts
that allow the empathise towards
self expression and personal
achievement Lacking Tradition or
respect for the past. Yet in reference to
society all things are futuristic..
One could quote things conservatively
and liberally say
"there's nothing new under
the sun: what's new to
us has already been done"
The roots: and origins of creativity
Being creative is the the hypocricay of
now!

Written by:
Tegen De Grappler
(The Other Guy)


"not Interested' was marked on his que card.
Seems she's fo

Ring Ding Dong Our favorite Song

Tatin Kontro LeLista

I saw it in her smile
she has such a silly grin
there ain't much confusion
I know the spell I am in
My lady loves true and true
she has a healthy relationship style
that allows me to be her friend
aint no exploiting me you see
I thank the lord
i found someone who loves me
been saving to buy her a ring
so we can marry
and can do our thing
when I first met her
we became affectionate
now I pray know one will
tear us apart

I saw in her smile
felt it in her kiss
she has a silly smile
she makes me feel like this

ding dong Avon calling

Ding dong!
Avon calling
it is 1953.
Women rush to host a fragrance party.
The Avon lady is lying in wait, ready to sell.

Ding dong!
You cannot come to toe door in your house dress.
Your lips will be blood red with lipstick.
Eyes are blinking back chunks of mascara from your brush.
You are wearing a chiffon gown and diamond earrings.

I laugh at these ads now.
When I was a child they seemed plausible.
Normal even.
As we saw them so many times, and I was young.

Ring A Ding Ding Lets Have A Fling

Yes, I will buy you a diamond ring 
and a canary that hops and sings  
ring a ding ding 
lets have a fling 
I'll kiss your feathers/caress your wings

Ding Go In Style

We buried our dog, Ding
With her favorite things,
Like our couch, plus our bed
And pillows for our head.

Our carpet she muddled
With dirt and pee puddles,
The window she stared through
To bark at who knows who.

The hedge she sniffed and chewed,
All of our leather shoes,
My truck’s passenger seat,
But not the children’s feet.

Two of our best chickens
She chased like the dickens,
Seven of my wife’s hats,
But not much more than that.

We paid a contractor
Who with a large tractor,
Dug a humongous hole
For our dear doggy’s soul.

And it did our heart good
Though we now sleep on wood;
Without a comforter,
Since we did comfort her.

Ding

It was an impactful moment
the 18-Wheeler just kissed my
near-side panel as it slid on black ice.

My truck jolted and shuddered
as if it had been kicked by a rhino.
Rubber left the air for a tick of time,
and then the vehicle
sat down, rocking back and forth
in the middle of the center lane.

A guy I had momentarily forgot
was clutching the steering wheel.
In that instant,
that old someone shouted "fork,"

then his dry lips
whispered
across long submerged years:

"Mama! It's your baby boy."

She Faces a Window

I'm hearing that same telephone
from a neighbouring flat,
each day at that same time,
labouring with its ring-ding, ring-ding.

This is no neighbour whom I know
except that I glimpse that face, and hear that bell
each day at that same window
as she turns away from that ring-ding, ring-ding.

Does she love to hear it,
so then can turn her back to it?
How she gazes from that window!
Does she enjoy its ring, and can sing, sing?

Who calls from far or near?
Does that caller use this call
to sing, sing with a dial or buttons?
Is this the way to give a loving ring?


(13 May 2003)

Ding-Dong

ding-dong swaying
the chimes playing
it’s stuck, it’s sunk
time’s up
for buttercup
then the judgment
decaprio’s wedding song

9/2/2022

couldn’t resist mocking Decaprio one more time!

Ding, Dong, Bell

THIS IS A PARODY 





         Ding Dong Bell.
         Nations not feeing well?
         Get shots of endless boosters!
         You will crow and be a sick rooster.
         Calling for death of those who don’t!
         Their choice stolen, by Mandate, the
         Power Goat!!

                    12/5/2022

                *Not for a contest*

Ding Dong the Bells Are Gonna Chime

[Loosely to the beat of the U.S. Navy
Seals Cadence ‘I Don’t Know But
I’ve Been Told’]



Cop who tapped on my window
Can’t park there bud, off you go
Said my dress sense wasn’t good
I explained as best I could 

I don’t know where I came from
Why I’ve got no trousers on
Don’t know if I’ve been here long
Why I’m wearing this pink thong

I’m all tied up in this car
Strapped into this peephole bra
Need to get home really quick
And wipe off this red lipstick

Can you please untie this rope
This is not my stethoscope
Sir, I must be on my way
For I’m getting wed today

Copper said you might have guessed
You are now under arrest 
Thought I’d end up in the can
But that cop was my best man

Ding

Literally feather weight
Though given me bad dream,
Anxiety... Malaria
Insanity to team...

He hunts to suck my blood 
Keeps me up all night,
Feel like I’m at war
With a thing now out of sight.

He hasn’t any infantry and
Always flies alone,
Buzzing in my ear
With a mini-microphone.

Silence comes- turn off the light
Climb back into bed,
It attacks me with velocity and
Viciously my head.

Now lights are on again he’s gone
Wish the wall he’s plastered,
The very thing I’d love to ding
That little evil bastard !

Ding Dong Bell

On hearing “Ding – Dong” of the temple bell, a sturdy troop    
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Of monkeys, live on the mountain top, come down chattering
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On to the bell-tower, and muttering "OOK", they eat left-
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Overs, and then flee in fright the temple bell, battering.
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