Short Ding Poems
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While we are old and spindling;
Trump did become a ding a ling
He set the pace,
For a basket case
Thinks of all is master and king.
Jim Horn
Ding Dong
A man sat too close to a gong
Went comatose when it went bong
He dreamt about tarts
Massaging his parts
And woke with a helluva dong
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
I stood up to put my mask on
Grabbed the bowl of mixed candy
Took one more sip of Brandy
The smallest one was dressed as Tron
There once was a lady from Bangkok
Who wasn't really interested in talk
Just do your thing
Till her clock goes ding
And make sure you don't forget your socks
Yes, I will buy you a diamond ring
and a canary that hops and sings
ring a ding ding
lets have a fling
I'll kiss your feathers/caress your wings
ding-dong swaying
the chimes playing
it’s stuck, it’s sunk
time’s up
for buttercup
then the judgment
decaprio’s wedding song
9/2/2022
couldn’t resist mocking Decaprio one more time!
DING DONG
happy
chappy
his day
birthday
naughty
sortie
boke toy
smashed joy
spoilt fun
smacked bum
enough said
now bed
partying
starting
ding dong
rave on
Trump Truly A Ding A Ling
Something about Trump seems so saddening;
World he has created that will be maddening;
Had to ask it,
Case in basket,
While being a ding a ling we were imagining.
Jim Horn
The Great Barrier Reef is 2000 km long
Largest living structure on this planet we belong
You'll sleep well in the sack
Knowing this little known fact
A service I provide for you happy ding dongs
The normal heart rhythm makes a lub dub sound....ya know nonstop....till death.
A friend of mine has to wear a heart monitor
due to on the MD's physical, he heard abnormal heart sounds.....
Baada Baada Ding!!
With all the crap that's been recently going on
Just gather around, let's sing freedom's song
Let's not come unhinged
By this lunatic fringe
They're just the very latest of the world's ding dongs<>
Ding dong,
The clock strikes twelve.
Ding dong,
There goes the doorbell.
Ding dong,
I hear it once more.
Ding dong,
Should I open the door?
Ding dong,
Oh, look at the time!
Ding dong,
This is the end of my rhyme!
With all the crap that's been recently going on
Just gather around, let's sing freedom's song
Let's not come unhinged
By this lunatic fringe
They're just the very latest of the world's ding dongs
© Jack Ellison 2015
Ding
Dong, Ding
Two bells echo
There's someone at the door!
Who can it be, what do they want?
Will they go away if I hide, feign deaf?
How piercing, insistent they be!
Ding Dong,
Ding
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5 June 2017
Bumblebee Ding pollinates the daisies as the grasshoppers sing
The daisies like him, but here’s the thing, they call him a ding-a-ling
Not to be disrespectful, but it is their privilege and their way
For daisies are the flowers that want to forever play.
On hearing “Ding – Dong” of the temple bell, a sturdy troop
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Of monkeys, live on the mountain top, come down chattering
M
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On to the bell-tower, and muttering "OOK", they eat left-
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Overs, and then flee in fright the temple bell, battering.
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“Ding dong, Avon calling!”, are these ladies around anymore
Way back when in another era, they came knocking at your door
Guess I'm dating myself
But I'm still in good health
Maybe I'll be around when they banish killings and wars
Ya think?
© Jack Ellison 2015
The world is full of ding-a-lings, are you sure you're not one
A self assessment will tell you, do you sometimes come undone
Do you get that uncontrollable urge
A feeling to strip naked emerge
If you think you're a prime candidate, better see a shrink on the run
© Jack Ellison 2015
I had a fair life with nothing special
Till he came along, he made a ding dong
Ding dong
I thought I was strong, yet he prooved me wrong
I'm Lost in his cute cues of ching chong
Ching chong
A lovely mess, no one could ever bless
I wouldn't last long, in his game of ping pong
ping pong
Ching chong
Ding dong
Ding dong
Child runs for the door
Eager, excited, thrilled
With whoever is there
Expecting the best possible scenario
Adult has completely different reaction
Slowly gets off of couch, heads toward door
Home invasion? Religious pamphlet-distributor?
Girl Scout Cookie sales?
Experience and knowledge have taken their toll.
I was going to write a sonnet...
But the words I speld were rawng
So instead I wrote a haiku
But my syllables were too long
So I decided to write a lyric...
And sing myself a song
But I forgot the words while singing it
So I ended it...dingdong
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Sponsored by Sheri Fresonke Harper
8-14-2019
Ding Dong School
was decidedly uncool
~ unhip even back in the day
Now ding dongs are snacks
Or students, who brains lack
They're always wrong
Those poor ding dongs
"Ding Dong School" aired on
TV from 1952-1956. It was
incredibly "1950-ish." The
headmistress, Miss Frances,
a homely spinster, actually
rang a bell to start each show...
THIS IS A PARODY
Ding Dong Bell.
Nations not feeing well?
Get shots of endless boosters!
You will crow and be a sick rooster.
Calling for death of those who don’t!
Their choice stolen, by Mandate, the
Power Goat!!
12/5/2022
*Not for a contest*
Ho. Ho. Ho. Here we go,
blow off the calendar
for show.
Racy red, glazy green
and bright white
blaze into sight.
Hell's bells, boredom tells.
Yuletide pride takes a ride,
while leaves on trees
as yet yearn to turn
and Turkey Lurkey is still
wheezing in the freezer.
Save your sales
for a later date;
in return, you may earn
more green
than you've ever seen.
Cha Ching!
APROPOS OF DING DONG DITCH AND PALS
Literally, AI pranks
Have caused suicides:-
One while on the computer;
The other by a back shot:-
This may sound funny,
But death is no silly joke;
Neither should pranks be:-
Putting all in perspective,
In half of a month,
Check out “AI Psychosis”
And its friend, “Sycophancy”!?!
As must be with war,
Let us crack down on greed and
Its collateral damage:
At least give this all some thought:-