Ding Dong the Bells Are Gonna Chime
[Loosely to the beat of the U.S. Navy
Seals Cadence ‘I Don’t Know But
I’ve Been Told’]
Cop who tapped on my window
Can’t park there bud, off you go
Said my dress sense wasn’t good
I explained as best I could
I don’t know where I came from
Why I’ve got no trousers on
Don’t know if I’ve been here long
Why I’m wearing this pink thong
I’m all tied up in this car
Strapped into this peephole bra
Need to get home really quick
And wipe off this red lipstick
Can you please untie this rope
This is not my stethoscope
Sir, I must be on my way
For I’m getting wed today
Copper said you might have guessed
You are now under arrest
Thought I’d end up in the can
But that cop was my best man
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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