Terry Flood Poet Rhyme

Ding Dong the Bells Are Gonna Chime

[Loosely to the beat of the U.S. Navy
Seals Cadence ‘I Don’t Know But
I’ve Been Told’]



Cop who tapped on my window
Can’t park there bud, off you go
Said my dress sense wasn’t good
I explained as best I could 

I don’t know where I came from
Why I’ve got no trousers on
Don’t know if I’ve been here long
Why I’m wearing this pink thong

I’m all tied up in this car
Strapped into this peephole bra
Need to get home really quick
And wipe off this red lipstick

Can you please untie this rope
This is not my stethoscope
Sir, I must be on my way
For I’m getting wed today

Copper said you might have guessed
You are now under arrest 
Thought I’d end up in the can
But that cop was my best man

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L Milton Hankins May 15, 2021 at 12:04 PM LOL. That was SOME bachelor party, I think. Terry, you have a gift for writing humor. I loved it! Terry Flood May 15, 2021 at 12:22 PM Which answers the question in my head... is a stag night and a bachelor party the same thing? Seems so. Thanks for the education and the compliment. Terry.

Daniel Turner May 15, 2021 at 4:59 AM Love the wicked humor Terry. I've been blitzed before but never that bad:) Terry Flood May 15, 2021 at 8:42 AM Thanks Daniel. Me neither... if that happened to me I’d probably hide away........FOREVER! Terry

Tom Cunningham May 15, 2021 at 4:39 AM Every grooms worst nightmare scenario, I was lucky, a straight forward stag do, pubs and nightclub then home, bit wobbly but still on my feet lol. Enjoy your weekend Terry. Tom Terry Flood May 15, 2021 at 8:45 AM Phew! I’m glad you didn’t think it was autobiographical. Good weekend to you too, Tom. Terry