Diarrhea Poems - Poems about Diarrhea

It has been a short - lived career, Former ones tried on Black Maria; To soon start bearing A Pariah, His story the same in Syria, Which he had judged land of Moriah, Jesus Christ leaving for Sharia Stopped prayers for his Diarrhoea A life of uncompleted jobs With a strong heart that dully throbs Two eyes that wouldn't see...

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The most miserable thing about diarrhea Is that there is no available panacea The more one squirts, The more it hurts When your family and friends say, “So long, we’ll see ‘ya!” Written May 15, 2021...

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Old Soldier's Disease: Civil War soldiers would march Pick and eat cherries No toilet for them No toilet paper either Just woods, trees and leaves The result's the same Out fast and loose in the end! Cherries are the pits!...

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When your walking in the store. Your butt hurts even more. Diarrhea, Diarrhea. When your driving your Shevi, your pants gets a little heavy. Diarrhea, Diarrhea. When you're taking a dance, oh no! You have chocolate pants. Diarrhea, Diarrhea. When your watching a couple birds, you feel a couple turds. Diarrhea,Diarrhea. When your tying your shoe, everyone sees your number two. Diarrhea, (Oh yeah)...

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diarrhea Television WATCHIN I get on with life as a solicitor, I'm a repugnant kinda person; I like watching television and watch walking the dog; I like to contemplate reading a book; Going to the park maybe riding a bike; But when I start to daydream, My mind turns straight to the TV. Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom Ooh ooh ooooh we ooh...

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D'ya know what the most dangerous human act can be It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee Explosive and bloody dangerous Can leave you quite stressed Stumble around looking stunned, totally unable to see...

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Last night I had diarrhea Even though it smelled real fruity I quickly cleaned it up myself After all, it was my duty!...

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By Angeline Vine © No one wants to hear about some woman's period and the comfort (or size) of her pad No one wants to hear phaquers sing about diarrhea and indigestion Especially at dinner time when these commercials play...

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D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee Explosive and bloody dangerous Can leave you quite stressed Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see...

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Sure everyone's known someone with verbal diarrhea Takes all our strength to refrain from throwing tortillas Or bricks and sharp objects Even a spinach omelet Anything to stop the incessant yaking of this gorilla...

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I read, that carrots help stop diarrhea, I was amused and exclaimed: "Wow"! It is not easy to imagine how, Somebody put the carrot in his rear....

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D o the fast run I ntestines in a churn A bdominal pain calls the shots R un, run do the fox trot R epeat as often as necessary H ealth feelings quite unsteady E nemas a thing of the past A niseptic ointment cools fast No feeling well..LOL......

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Trump A Houdini Trump had actually been a Houdini, And we thought that he was a meanie; After he did have a case of diarrhea, He then ended up in North Korea. Trump compared to Kim is much older, And Kim's head equals Trump's shoulder; One feature both had which was same; Each tiny brain looked...

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This recession was a great idea I've quit going to the pizzeria I just don't eat anymore Cause I am simply too poor I can't even afford diarrhea...

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