Short Diarrhea Poems
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Last night I had diarrhea
Even though it smelled real fruity
I quickly cleaned it up myself
After all, it was my duty!
There is an epidemic among the masses that is driving me insane!
It's known as diarrhea of the mouth with constipation of the brain.
There's an affliction among many people that truly drives me insane.
It's known as diarrhea of the mouth with constipation of the brain.
They know everything about everything that they know nothing about.
This is symptomatic of they who are afflicted with Diarrhea Of the Mouth.
This recession was a great idea
I've quit going to the pizzeria
I just don't eat anymore
Cause I am simply too poor
I can't even afford diarrhea
I overheard a conversation
with very loud participation,
it seemed there was a need
to get the words out with speed...
diarrhea not constipation.
I read, that carrots help stop diarrhea,
I was amused and exclaimed: "Wow"!
It is not easy to imagine how,
Somebody put the carrot in his rear.
When her gastrointestinal tract
went gurglly and angrily talked back;
lamented my Maria,
"This damn diarrhea
with me flat on my back so lacks tact."
There was a certain shopper at Walmart
Who would order a Danish and fart---
But his diarrhea
Gave him an idea---
He'd package and sell it as 'Cherry Tart'
If I had my time over again
I wouldn't eat that take out.
My stomach rumbled in the den
And diarrhea I had no doubt.
I ran quickly to the toilet.
Unfortunately, I didn't make it.
If you play with fire you'll surely get burned
Lighting fire to the drapes, attention it earns
Not a great idea
Leads to diarrhea
Fire engines blaring, causes extreme concern
My wife and I had words but I never got to use mine
Her verbal diarrhea supersedes mine every time
An incessant stream
I wanted to scream
It was like starring in my own pantomime
A wild eyed host shrieked, “Buy this pill!”
With a grin that said I no longer feel chill
Then the side effects roared
The host’s words cut like a sword
“Diarrhea so violent it may run up hill!”
The most miserable thing about diarrhea
Is that there is no available panacea
The more one squirts,
The more it hurts
When your family and friends say, “So long, we’ll see ‘ya!”
Written May 15, 2021
The last time you could say I actually trotted
Had diarrhea, jogged to the washroom, wasn't solid
Yelled out in relief
Avoided more grief
Big smile broke out as I staggered and hollered
Sure everyone's known someone with verbal diarrhea
Takes all our strength to refrain from throwing tortillas
Or bricks and sharp objects
Even a spinach omelet
Anything to stop the incessant yaking of this gorilla
D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see
Old Soldier's Disease:
Civil War soldiers would march
Pick and eat cherries
No toilet for them
No toilet paper either
Just woods, trees and leaves
The result's the same
Out fast and loose in the end!
Cherries are the pits!
My dog is a teen drank with;
air-filled verbal diarrhea
percussion tongue and lips
staggering chaser
fierce and marking eyes
flowing river of saliva
cocked arms for attack
cowardly legs for exit
This is this dog I love so much
D'ya know what the most dangerous human act can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, totally unable to see
By Angeline Vine ©
No one wants to hear
about some
woman's period
and the comfort
(or size)
of her pad
No one wants to hear
phaquers sing about
diarrhea and indigestion
Especially at dinner time
when
these commercials play
I am too poor
To speak in proverbs
A stray dog lingi calls
My verbal diarrhea
His agony on paper
Lingi:the name of a friend and more that the poet is missing very much.lingi is a name that we give to a woman who is blessed with great morals
IN CRAMPING BOWELS OF SHAME
Defecated bigotry and political rhetoric,
Constipates justice and infects racism
With diarrhea—dehydrating vulnerable humanity:-
Meanwhile, halted here in the heated air of agony,
We sad souls sit here crying in cramping apathy:-
D o the fast run
I ntestines in a churn
A bdominal pain calls the shots
R un, run do the fox trot
R epeat as often as necessary
H ealth feelings quite unsteady
E nemas a thing of the past
A niseptic ointment cools fast
No feeling well..LOL...
A picture of innocence I'm told
when I look in the mirror
that's no what I behold
I see a fake smile
a grin for your benefit
As I struggle to choose my words
I end up blurting out
having diarrhea of the mouth
I laugh it off and kick myself
through silent peals of doubt