Short Diarrhea Poems

diarrhea of
limericks allegories
in winter season...

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Gurgling bowels
Summon me to china bowl
Diarrhea spurts...

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BOWELS OF WAR

Putin death-drone bombs;
Diarrhea-hate flowing down—
Children flushed away…...

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Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Projectile diarrhea!...

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Last night I had diarrhea 
Even though it smelled real fruity
I quickly cleaned it up myself
After all, it was my duty!...

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There is an epidemic among the masses that is driving me insane!
It's known as diarrhea of the mouth with constipation of the brain....

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There's an affliction among many people that truly drives me insane.
It's known as diarrhea of the mouth with constipation of the brain....

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They know everything about everything that they know nothing about.
This is symptomatic of they who are afflicted with Diarrhea Of the Mouth....

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This recession was a great idea
I've quit going to the pizzeria
I just don't eat anymore
Cause I am simply too poor
I can't even afford diarrhea...

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I overheard a conversation
with very loud participation,
it seemed there was a need
to get the words out with speed...
diarrhea not constipation....

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I read, that carrots help  stop diarrhea,
I was amused and  exclaimed: "Wow"!
It is not  easy  to imagine how,
Somebody put  the  carrot in his rear....

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There once was a lady named Sofia
Who came up with an idea

She wanted to lose weight
So curry is all she ate

But her ibs acted up with diarrhea!...

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When her gastrointestinal tract 
went gurglly and angrily talked back;   
lamented my Maria, 
"This damn diarrhea 
with me flat on my back so lacks tact."...

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There was a certain shopper at Walmart
Who would order a Danish and fart---
   But his diarrhea
   Gave him an idea--- 
He'd package and sell it as 'Cherry Tart'...

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If you play with fire you'll surely get burned
Lighting fire to the drapes, attention it earns
Not a great idea
Leads to diarrhea
Fire engines blaring, causes extreme concern...

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My wife and I had words but I never got to use mine
Her verbal diarrhea supersedes mine every time
An incessant stream
I wanted to scream
It was like starring in my own pantomime...

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The most miserable thing about diarrhea
Is that there is no available panacea
The more one squirts,
The more it hurts
When your family and friends say, “So long, we’ll see ‘ya!”

Written May 15, 2021...

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The last time you could say I actually trotted
Had diarrhea, jogged to the washroom, wasn't solid    
Yelled out in relief
Avoided more grief
Big smile broke out as I staggered and hollered...

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Sure everyone's known someone with verbal diarrhea
Takes all our strength to refrain from throwing tortillas
Or bricks and sharp objects
Even a spinach omelet
Anything to stop the incessant yaking of this gorilla...

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D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see...

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Old Soldier's Disease:
Civil War soldiers would march
Pick and eat cherries

No toilet for them
No toilet paper either
Just woods, trees and leaves

The result's the same
Out fast and loose in the end!
Cherries are the pits!...

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My dog is a teen drank with;
air-filled verbal diarrhea
percussion tongue and lips
staggering chaser 
fierce and marking eyes
flowing river of saliva 
cocked arms for attack
cowardly legs for exit
This is this dog I love so much...

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D'ya know what the most dangerous human act can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, totally unable to see...

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By Angeline Vine ©


No one wants to hear
about some
woman's period
and the comfort
(or size)
of her pad

No one wants to hear
phaquers sing about 
diarrhea and indigestion

Especially at dinner time
when
these commercials play...

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I am too poor
To speak in proverbs
A stray dog lingi calls
My verbal diarrhea
His agony on paper

Lingi:the name of a friend and more that the poet is missing very much.lingi is a name that we give to a woman who is blessed with great morals...

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