Best Diarrhea Poems

This recession was a great idea
I've quit going to the pizzeria
I just don't eat anymore
Cause I am simply too poor
I can't even afford diarrhea...

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let's share what we have

                                       some people...

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D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see...

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I read, that carrots help  stop diarrhea,
I was amused and  exclaimed: "Wow"!
It is not  easy  to imagine how,
Somebody put  the  carrot in his rear....

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I ate dinner last night and felt fine 
It was leftovers at 9 
The next day I decided to go out to eat 
I get a rumble in my stomach and begin to feel the heat 
What did i do wrong, ate out tonight 
Now...

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D  o the fast run
I  ntestines in a churn
A  bdominal pain calls the shots
R  un, run do the fox trot
R  epeat as often as necessary
H  ealth feelings quite unsteady
E  nemas a thing of the past
A  niseptic ointment...

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The most miserable thing about diarrhea
Is that there is no available panacea
The more one squirts,
The more it hurts
When your family and friends say, “So long, we’ll see ‘ya!”

Written May 15, 2021...

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When your walking in the store. Your butt hurts even more.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your driving your Shevi, your pants gets a little heavy.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're taking a dance, oh no! You have chocolate pants.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your watching a couple birds, you feel a couple turds.
Diarrhea,Diarrhea.
When your...

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Trump A Houdini

Trump had actually been a Houdini, 
And we thought that he was a meanie; 
After he did have a case of diarrhea, 
He then ended up in North Korea. 

Trump compared to Kim is much older, 
And Kim's head equals Trump's shoulder; 
One...

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Last night I had diarrhea 
Even though it smelled real fruity
I quickly cleaned it up myself
After all, it was my duty!...

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Sure everyone's known someone with verbal diarrhea
Takes all our strength to refrain from throwing tortillas
Or bricks and sharp objects
Even a spinach omelet
Anything to stop the incessant yaking of this gorilla...

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By Angeline Vine ©


No one wants to hear
about some
woman's period
and the comfort
(or size)
of her pad

No one wants to hear
phaquers sing about 
diarrhea and indigestion

Especially at dinner time
when
these commercials play...

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diarrhea Television WATCHIN

I get on with life as a solicitor,
I'm a repugnant kinda person;
I like watching television and  watch walking the dog;
I like to contemplate reading a book;
Going to the park maybe riding a bike;
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to...

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Old Soldier's Disease:
Civil War soldiers would march
Pick and eat cherries

No toilet for them
No toilet paper either
Just woods, trees and leaves

The result's the same
Out fast and loose in the end!
Cherries are the pits!...

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It has been a short - lived career,
Former ones tried on Black Maria;
To soon start bearing A Pariah,
His story the same in Syria,
Which he had judged land of Moriah,
Jesus Christ leaving for Sharia 
Stopped prayers for his Diarrhoea 
A life of uncompleted jobs 
With a...

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