Denture Poems - Poems about Denture

...The Pope is dying, clinging to life like any other shmuck. When my mother died, (bless her excommunicated heart), she lay in State as serene as a sleeping cat under a fading sun. Dogs don't......

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...Would you like to play a guess game? What kind of the person would be like Based on the following verbal comments Made by people from all walks of life? "A lousy parent, who had never driven a ......

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... tooth jagged, canine aching, decaying, eating denture, enamel, manicure, claw grabbing, clenching, filing, etched, pinpo......

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... Crunch, crunch say my teeth as they devour, That freshly baked warm crusty cob made from flour Oh bother say I, that does not feel right, As my tongue explores the cause of my plight T......

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... A patient brags her denture like insane, “Mine shines as the whitest pure porcelain; So affordable and cheap, I love it from root to tip!” Later, cries in the loo of Dentist Dwayne. ......

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...Oh, how you brushed and washed me, And lovingly dental flossed me - How tragically you lost me, When I was extracted from your skull By an overzealous faerie, Toothless, hideous and scary,......

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...He said he was Herbert Buttery Born and bred in Woodley Edge And was owner of a little business Repurposing outdated artificial legs. They were a family of collectors. His brother lived in Hayw......

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...The bane of a cold sore inside my mouth Sent my smooching life south, whereby I felt like poor Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, who kissed the girls and made them cry. The medical term for c......

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...One sunny day little Mary Miller Picked up a mottled green caterpillar, Which became a monster moth. One fine morn her dad grew wroth: Her moth laid eggs in his denture filler. 5/2/2023......

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...a call had been close after we would put on clothes went out door we close when we did tag it MAGA became a maggot applied tourniquet would be sinister sermon said by minister about being......

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...N1,000.00 for a mad beggar; The rare spectacle would make you stagger: Nation’s Top Bank Note on palms of pure dirt! I had to yield to Strongest Suspicion And out fish Giver’s Concealed Decision;......

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...Yours truly never heard, seen, no lies particularly when alone facing my (pushing up daisies) demise, without pretense nor guise, he honestly decries smelled, tasted, nor touched, any size, a......

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...I sing this song of high misadventure The tale of a lonesome cattle rancher Who set out on a grandiose venture, And promptly lost his upper denture. He struggled mightily with a T-bon......

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...Tad with a sorcerer's illusion Comes post-truth dressed with false allusion That can be dispensed with Like old man's denture-teeth. Welcome to the post-truth's false season. _____________ Tru......

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...In that cheerful house room, Everything ok, by the air and the floor ... The notebooks of poetry, along with the soap boxes, Hangi......

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