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Dentist Poems - Poems about Dentist

Premium Member Root Canal
Where to begin? Perhaps with the hum of the drill lurking in some unseen chamber, already rehearsing my name? Or the taunting clock counting down the minutes? I’d like to write a poem about something else besides dentistry but this is the loudest thought I’ve got and it’s already wearing my favorite shirt and deciding if the black flats or pink sneakers will be more forgiving when I’m...

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Categories: dentist, angst, feelings, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fine Dentist
Cool donkey earned fame as a fine dentist. For toothache his dinner glum tiger missed. His wide open mouth of dread, the donkey looked at, and said, “your canines need extraction, I insist.” ...

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Categories: dentist, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Dentist Donkey
Came Tiger with sore, rotten teeth To Doc Donkey to get some relief “Smells like you've had treats, Just what did you eat?” Numbed Tiger said, “Ath, juth a pieth” ...

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Categories: dentist, humor, silly, tiger,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dentist OverTalks
dentist has a plethora of sedation devices and techniques Or so she thinks, not realizing I am a dental PTSD survivor. I am in a twilight state, until I hear and smell the DD – dreaded drill. I refuse to go lightly, because I have been hurt by many dentists. This dentist spends two or three days in my...

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Categories: dentist, fear,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member The Chair
I'm frozen here And shall remain While anaesthetic Eases pain My lips are fat My tongue just lies No words untrue While spittle flies A mouth aghast While tools engage And rubber fingers Squeak outrage Construction Of the oral kind So mastication Is refined...

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Categories: dentist, smile,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Go See Your Dentist
The question of the day ought to be When will all politicians agree They say to find the truth Is much like pulling a tooth So we should ask a dentist and see...

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Categories: dentist, political,
Form: Limerick
sexy dentist
. babble garble Stop don't Swallow ...

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Categories: dentist, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Five Minutes
Dentist appointments cause me to linger, Someplace betwixt dread and the blackness, Fright’s version of despair, Wistful and aching with silent prayers, Silent, silence, soundless – still, All the reasons, the responses, the requisites, For those hours, endless times Spent, losing my mind, With mouth opened to oblige Fingers pressed against my gums, Forcing the enemy’s needles, Taste of lidocaine, breathing in and out, Through...

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Categories: dentist, angst, anxiety, health,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member my dentist visit dream
I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real was in a horrible dentist chair, same old ridiculous feel…. whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break irritating me for I had one sister of a tooth ache sent for his assistant who was supposed to come in refused after she saw all the spittle...

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Categories: dentist, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Doctor Amir Akel My Dentist
In the dentist's chair, where fears reside, Dr. Amir Akel, compassion as his guide. With empathy vast, a soothing hand, Pain's specter expelled, a gentle touch. Effortlessly he worked, a master's hand, Extracting roots that plagued the land. No reminder remained of the tooth's distress, His skill, a balm, pain's gentle egress. In the clinic's hum, a healing spell, Dr. Amir Akel, where worries...

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Categories: dentist, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Gremlin Grim Fairy
Gremlins are in my tooth today Chipping it out causing decay. The ache is getting much more worse My bottom tooth hurts where they lurk. Can hear those critters laugh and play Jaw and neck aches more everyday. Strong painkillers don't help ease it away The gremlins deeper digging is well under way. They channel a tunnel toward the root These tiny things are...

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Categories: dentist, pain,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Dentist Visit Dream Today
I woke up today from a long ugly nap that was real was in a horrible dentist chair, same old ridiculous feel…. whacko of a dentist had taken extra-long potty break irritating me for I had one sister of a tooth ache sent for his assistant who was supposed to come in refused after she saw all the spittle...

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Categories: dentist, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dentist
With trepidation the dentist I called Gripped by agony a terrible ache He took one look absolutely appalled I was in blue funk and started to shake. Blue latex gloves he snapped on with relish My thoughts at that moment “I cannot win” Fearful and ridged felt sure I would perish Many decayed teeth, clearly 'tis a sin! Big Lecture on benefits of...

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Categories: dentist, fear, feelings,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Keiths Toothache
His cheeks had bloomed up and over his chair His mouth was extraordinarily large now, his face looked like a bear Let me guess, toothache? I asked, recognizing the signs as my own. His tongue was so swollen, he could not gasp, answer or phone. I called up the dentist and made him an appointment for two. I hate that...

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Categories: dentist, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Away At the Dentist
Away at the dentist No relief all night If he starts to hurt me his hand I will bite When I open my mouth he says, "There it is. You've got a cavity." Well duh, Doc. Gee whiz I'll need an injection to handle the fill My request was ignored cause I hear the drill This is taking too long I think I might faint This guy must...

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Categories: dentist, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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