Best Dentist Poems

The fear
In here ..
                  The chair
                  "Don't care "..
  ...

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Jill The Dentist


      There was once a dentist named Jill

      Who thought she was good with a drill

      And found doing a filling

      Really quite...

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jargon
of the mouth
      i know it well
 the dentist he can spell
          in C A P S

9/4/2019...

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I went to the dentist today,
And the fee that I had to pay,
For one little tooth,
Was highly uncouth.
It's highway robbery, I say!

7/18/13...

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Mr crocodile once had a toothache
 Oh ! because he had eaten lots of chocolates and cakes 
He was in distress 
He wanted a dentist Express
 At last a dentist was found his skin was White and face was round 
So, Dr. William, he was...

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dentist office
the hygienist removes
my Bluetooth...

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"DENTIST"

I called to make an appointment,
it was for a deep cleaning. 
"Friday at 8AM please," I said. 
"Alright, Friday at 8 it is." 
Friday came and soon I found
myself in the chair of doom. 
"Alright Eddie, ready for your cleaning?"
I put my earphones in and...

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Face fractured with fear 
As the Taxi drew near
The building was in the next street
" I'll drop you off here" 
Said Steve full of cheer
(Annoyingly rather upbeat.)

As you pushed on the door
It's sticky hinge  hissed
And you drew in your breath
At the scent of 'dentist'

"Youre...

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A dentist bored with life in Minnesota,
decided to go hunting over in Africa.
Taking a trip far out of his way,
his destination would be the nation of Zimbabwe.
He had a desire to try and shoot some game;
using his rifle with a deadly aim.
This was another person...

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the dentist 
discussing my treatment - - 
his bottom plate moves...

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Dracula had the most terrible toothache,
so he booked to see his dentist Mr Payne.
An evening appointment was requested;
as Dracula only rose after the sun had set

When Dracula walked through the door
a blast of garlic breath hit him in the face;
Dracula bit his lip as he...

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Nervous in the chair
Working on the problem teeth
Look at all the pebbles...

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Dentist

While polishing some canine teeth
and cleaning out some gums.
the werewolf bit down viciously
on the dentist’s thumbs.

Although he bit him brutally,
nothing will transpire.
The patient was a werewolf,
but the dentist’s a vampire!...

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I think I'll be a dentist
This year for Halloween
And scare the trick-or-treaters
Into keeping their teeth clean!

Bonus activity: Explain to children that they should brush their teeth twice a day, 
once in the morning and once before bed to guard against cavities. Brushing at 
night is...

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When Dentist Calls

Clear white tiny whirring brook spirals porcelain down
Monitored through forest of sharp hard objects
In a glare of concentrated artificial brightness
Stark forms, silver entities, probe my thoughts
Through my tooth roots to get to the truth
There are still more things to come
Dentist and assistant fill...

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