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Deadpan Poems - Poems about Deadpan
Deadpan Poems - Examples of all types of poems about deadpan to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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almost showed off
...(There’s a song for this: ‘Confessions’ by Sudan Archives) I remember it like it was yesterday (it was yesterday). I arrived on a cool (42°f), blindingly sunny New Haven afternoon. It was as if......
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Anais Vionet
Categories:
deadpan,
home, humor, student, travel,
Form:
Free verse
SURREALISTA picasso at al
...banal yet deadpan absurd clashing symbols heard in the eye where imagery is all dimensions ......
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Brian Strand
Categories:
deadpan,
art,
Form:
Didactic
Rowan Atkinson
... "You must never say never." Quote _ Rowan Atkinson Rowan Atkinson the hapless Mr. Bean with his facial contortion v......
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Constance La France
Categories:
deadpan,
tribute,
Form:
Clerihew
A Skoosh of Perfume
...Just as I walked through the rain, A skoosh of perfume lingered, It jogged my memory of you; And for a moment, I saw your face smiling, And you were closer than ever before. I turned the si......
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Akinloye Gbajero Sunday
Categories:
deadpan,
emotions, i miss you,
Form:
Free verse
Sur Real Surveyed
...to depict what we can see within which is never revealed aloud meta invisible landscapes of the mind of left field the banal ......
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Brian Strand
Categories:
deadpan,
art,
Form:
Didactic
Give Me a Poop Poop For Jan's Contest
...There once was a lady named Jan Explored number twos with a plan She saw the potential Of the quintessential Polished poop delivered deadpan 1st place......
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Di11y Da11y
Categories:
deadpan,
freedom,
Form:
Limerick
Work
...Words Are not sufficient to express The devastation waves that crashes Into a dead wish Exhaustion Engulf the body of cocooning tiredness To sprawl upon hard cold surfaces Reimagine arms aro......
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Ho Yan
Categories:
deadpan,
anger, anxiety, business, career,
Form:
Free verse
Clerihw Magritte
...Belgium's Rene Magritte an enigma in art so discrete Everyday objects so deadpan its here surrealism began......
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Brian Strand
Categories:
deadpan,
art, people,
Form:
Clerihew
Downtime
...It’s nice to have some holiday downtime and not be all go-go-go. I’ve even gotten in some Animal Crossing play. After 40 minutes of picking up weeds, Bianca, one of my villagers, told me she’d heard ......
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Anais Vionet
Categories:
deadpan,
christmas, holiday, music, teen,
Form:
Free verse
For Jan - a Collaboration
...A Tribute to Jan Allison, I miss her on PS! There's a sweet woman I know as Jan, a valued member of the soup clan. Her limericks are the best, Poop humor above the rest! Her long absence has......
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Tania Kitchin
Categories:
deadpan,
friend, miss you,
Form:
Limerick
Beve Companio
...Between day and night my quiescent hub Eve and dawn slow- dancing in the soft pause Views are hazy lazing in the mellowed rev Eventualities curb as harmo......
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Susan Woodrow
Categories:
deadpan,
how i feel,
Form:
Lyric
A Rainstorm Is Near
...What strokes the heart, bridges the tears? A rainstorm is near; I can touch it. His shoulder’s a rock that bears my weight. My heartbeat’s in the air - its peaks and valleys. A blossoming umbre......
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Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
deadpan,
friend, grief,
Form:
Romanticism
A Poem Written In Complete Disbelief
...a place in the middle of nowhere nothing to do nobody to see only you and me, and i am digging it a place in the middle of nowhere many acres of nothing no a thing in sight to see only you ......
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Marty King
Categories:
deadpan,
beautiful, paradise, vacation,
Form:
Free verse
Zombie Land
...their bodies were present but their eyes were scanning a screen, their faces devouring the blue light, of the small machines in their hands- they were nothing less than walking zombies. they t......
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Amrita Seemungal
Categories:
deadpan,
analogy, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Escapades
...ESCAPADES inescapable the clarity illustrated in the mysterious erupts to illuminate that hidden beneath the enigma & perplexing & teasing to transform the meticulous detai......
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Brian Strand
Categories:
deadpan,
poetry,
Form:
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